I want to see Rubio’s birth certificate. Real Americans don’t wear boots like those…
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Raise your hand if you are now stupider for having read this article.
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“I don’t get it. Nobody is making fun of Randy’s head covering. That adds an inch to height. My boots only give me about three inches.”
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This is craziness. Have people lost their minds?
I would totally agree with Rubio about the boot hubbub – if he had used the above phrase about a dozen times in each GOP debate in response to what his opponents were proposing.
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The best boots of all belong to Rick from Texas. He named them Freedom and Liberty
Rubio On Scrutiny Of His Shiny Boots: ‘Have People Lost Their Minds?’
Remember how disgusted Rubio was when Republicans criticized the President’s tan suit?
Or when hate radio attacked the First Lady’s outfits?
Or when that GOP staffer trashed Malia and Sasha’s clothes last Thanksgiving?
Yeah, me neither.
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isn’t doofus hipster redundant?
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you guys do the same thing asshole;
cost of john edward’s haircuts
hillarys’ outfits and cleavage
fist bump when obama won
O’s sunglasses and feet on the desk
the list goes on and on
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Have people lost their minds?
Obama is coming for your guns.
Guns make us safer.
Mexicans are rapists and murderers.
Obama faked his tears.
Obama is a muslim.
Obama was born in Kenya and faked his birth announcement.
Michele hates America.
Benghazi bitches.
Yes, people have lost their minds. Your people Marco.
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You can be sure thy are a size or two too big as well.
Yes, we see you and know what you’re trying to imply with your too-big clownshoes, guys. I see it all the time around Boston’s financial district when I go out to grab lunch or whatever. Like we can’t see where the toes bend? what, you think we believe you have 5-6 inch toes? Fucking idiots.
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You thing the one on the right would be Righteous and the left on Liberty. That way, less confusing when it’s time to put them on.
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“Boot”? I said “Boob”!
While his shoe choice might be mildly exotic for a politican I can see wearing his wife as a hat.
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His boots have better names than his hunting lodge rocks.
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That tan suit kerfuffle was so weird, but you notice he hasn’t worn it again.
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Or how about “Look at that face , No one would vote for that”
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Well its either him or Carrot Top"s twin.
Decisions,decisions
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I love that litany of disasters he claims we’re ignoring, yet by any metric, every single one of them - up to and especially including the economy - is better today than it was when Boy George was in power.
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That phrase was from Seinfeld with someone disparaging Kramer
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What’s the name of the third boot?
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