Discussion: Roy Moore Says He Might Run For Alabama Governor

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O/T but here we go again
http://www.wsmv.com/story/38107424/police-4-people-shot-inside-opry-mills-mall

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perversion: NOUN: 1. the alteration of something from its original course, meaning, or state to a distortion or corruption of what was first intended. “a scandalous perversion of the law” · synonyms: distortion · misrepresentation · falsification · travesty · misinterpretation · 2. sexual behavior or desire that is considered abnormal or unacceptable. synonyms: deviance · deviancy · deviation · unnaturalness · corruption · depravity

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Running losing campaign can be a profitable project when you keep what you don’t use. Its the Max Bialstock formula applied to Alabama conservative politics.

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And that the dragons and dinosaurs there get him.

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“If the opportunity arises to make a difference If Putin were to deem me worthy of his assistance, I will have no reluctance to again run for political office, including that of Governor or perhaps even President of the United States.”

Updated to reflect Moore’s innermost thoughts.

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If Trump quits or is impeached, two of these guys would make a great GOP presidential ticket in 2020.

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Like most politicians who lose, he can’t wean himself from the government teat. When you haben’t worked most of your life it is hard to get back to it.

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Yeah … he probably thinks Jurassic Park was a documentary.

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Remember that candidates can draw a salary from their campaigns, in addition to directing business to friends, associates and family. Bet he and his wife both end up with campaign-funded jobs.

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:notes:
Griftin’ griftin’ griftin’
Gotta keep on griffin’
Keep that griftin’ movin’
Roy Moore
:notes:

With apologies to Frankie Laine…

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It’s crazy all the way down…

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True, but at least Max Bialystok was intentionally funny.

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Please proceed pedophile.

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Someone needs to do a parody musical number about the judge’s constant craving for public office. Maybe set to the tune of !Oliver!.

Starting out, Please, sir, I want some Moore.

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See Roy . I told you Mommy would help you . ( When you become Gov there will be LOTS of little girls to play with ) .

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Little Joe would end up shooting this upstanding example of human excrement in the ass because the Cartwright’s didn’t rape or murder evil doers, even in that golden year of 1959! I’m sure that Donald will support Moore’s campaign with gusto.

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This works really well when you consider that show’s full playlist.

here’s a relevant selection:

“Be Back Soon”

“Who Will Buy?”

“You’ve Got to Pick a Pocket or Two”

“I Shall Scream”

“Boy for Sale; Where is Love?”

“I’d Do Anything”

(And I skipped a few…)

Yaweh, you can’t make this stuff up - we’re all living in the Onion website and can’t figure out how to make it back past the Event Horizon!

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When all else fails, run for public office again!