You just know Ann sleeps in her inauguration gown …
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Has Mitt every addressed his involvement in post-mortem conversions to the Mormon faith of Jewish Holocaust victims?
I think now would be a great time.
He’s going to burn through every scintilla of goodwill any Republican ever had for him, and lose the nomination in humiliation and disgrace. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Run, Mitt!
So basically: Slow news day.
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Oh, my dear no. It would get wrinkled. Instead, she has a new one created every year which is displayed on a glass enclosed night-lit mannequin positioned so that it is the first thing she sees each morning and the last thing she sees at night.
She sleeps in the one that the most recent model replaced.
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Hey, Mittens could totally be against global warming during a presidential campaign again if that’s what gets him elected. In fact, it may be his most recently state position, but it’s been more than a week since I read that, so I can’t be sure.
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Of course. Flip flop Mitt strikes again.
And in other news, water will reveal that it is wet.
The Super Bowl–is that some sort of soup kitchen for the little people?
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Announcing on a Friday afternoon would be wholly consistent with the outstanding PR efforts we have come to associate with Mitt Rmoney.
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This time for sure!
Where the rich can wash clean pots… or at least put a clean dishcloth over their shoulders and look busy.
America needs this fresh face — this representative of a youthful, diverse America — to finally give us a break from the past.
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Just read at Political Wire that Mitt says no to another run.
Darn. It would have been fun.
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Mittwit may be throwing in his propeller beanie into the ring but the rest of these numbnuts will be throwing in their tin hats. Good times.
I wonder what Jeb promised him? Exemption from audits is the only thing I can imagine Mitt would want that Jeb could give him if he won, but I expect that’s a deal both of them could cut with the other without either having to give anything up in return.
Yep. I see that too. Poor Mittens…All those meanies. They’re just a bunch of GO-Pishers that want to rain on his parade. Pffft.