Anybody see the lady from California and her three sons?..Finally I can drink an alcoholic beverage!
I invented my own teetotaler-prone game. If you see a person of color…drink. You won’t be needing a designated driver by the time this thing is over.
Listen closely… from all over the country you can hear the GOP flushing itself down the toilet.
The roll call has begun. Is anyone else terrified that this nightmare is continuing? We simply have to get every last Democrat out to the polls in November. The Donald can’t be our President. No. Way. No. How.
Will the number of Drumpf Delegates be larger than the number of words Malaria plagiarized?
This is so exciting I may lose control of my bowels!
Why are they doing this at 6:28 EDT?
Why aren’t they doing it in prime time?
To quote Casey Stengel, “can’t anybody here play this game?”
I’ve already lost my lunch.
So they have time for all the thrilling B and C list speakers.
Top story on the CBS Evening News is Malaria’s plagiarism.
Hundreds of thousands!
Well, tens of thousands!
Uh…thousands.
Two thousand maybe?
Lovin’ it!
ABC news too!
The shine off of some of those white foreheads is pretty intense.
We have been sprinkled with lucky stardust.
I’m so fucking happy Trump is the nominee.
Me too.
How many Supreme Court justices do you think Hillary will get to appoint?
All of them? 
Seriously, the GOP smoke has erupted into a blazing fire and they have no way to put it out.
Goodbye motherfuckers.
Help! Mr. Wizard Help!