Ya think Donnie was expecting an endorsement?
We need a new word for circus. This is bizarre.
he shouldn’t have
ok i was wrong.
I thought Cruz wasn’t going to be that stupid enough to moon that crowd.
oh well
Is anyone surprised? What else would they have expected from Lyin’ Ted, the only other guy in the room with an ego as big as Trump’s?
I know - I almost can’t take all this awesome!!!
hahahahaha
Trump was an idiot to expect anything else from the man John Boehner calls “Lucifer.”
If he was, he’s an even bigger idiot than I thought he was.
Ted Cruz left the stage
With a pep in his step
With a glide in his stride
With an ounce of the bounce
With a…well I ran outta rhymes… ![]()
oh! the optics of it all.
It’s almost too much awesome! They won’t talk about anything else on the cable news for days.
The question is: will the Trump delegates be able to hold on to the party after he goes down in flames? Let’s see; they have essentially no organization, are probably at least a bit stupider than Donald, and their hive-mind will certainly evaporate once the crude AI that is Donald Trump departs from the scene.
I don’t think Cruz is worried by their enmity. In 2018 he’ll campaign for 275 different GOP candidates, and by 2020 most Republicans will remember this speech as a Churchillian moment.
As a Democrat, I plan to worry about him more in 2020 than I did this year.
that makes Preibus look dumb though. The rule was that if no one endorsed Trump, they couldn’t be on that stage. Almost two weeks after the Times article, here’s Ted Cruz, a guy who’s wife was body shamed and who’s father was called an assassin by the Trump campaign, telling reporters that Trump invited him to speak on that stage.
Sanders endorsed Clinton.
Getting a Cruz endorsement for Trump was akin to getting more than one favorable prediction from the magic 8 ball.
He didn’t just push the shiv in, he twisted it with that.
hahahahahahahaha Who invited Ted to speak?? ahahahaha

Trump (and by default Priebus)
trump could out-moon ted any day of the month. have you seen that lard ass? its huge.
That entrance was Trump’s admission that Ted just peed on top of Trump’s territorial markings.
Between the two of them that’s the biggest pile of derp ever.
doesn’t matter
by the way, Cruz just ‘flambe’ that ‘I will back the nominee’ agreement.
lorddddd