Yeah it does. It describes them perfectly as they are getting started in their careers by committing misdemeanors. After awhile it was kind of spooky how many of those people I represented who were clearly developmentally disabled and therefore hapless and had no judgment to speak of but were very gullible.
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Oh hell, look at your co-workers who are functional. They are employable, reproduce, but are insane.
The functional insane.
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Judge: I find you incredibly guilty. And hilarious. Sentence suspended.
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Whatever the name of their church is they should change it to:
F reemans
U nitarian
C hurch of
K arma
E volution and
D ivinity because they are now FUCKED.
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I happen to be somewhat acquainted with these two individuals. While it may seem that the jokes write themselves, I can assure you that there is nothing funny about it for them or their families, who would dearly love to be able to help them get on a better path in life.
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Seriously I was cooling my heels in a courtroom once, waiting for a trial I was covering to begin, and they were arraigning these people and it was heartbreaking. They all seemed lost in the world, no idea how to make their way forward outside of petty crimes. Decades later I can still remember the sinking feeling when you see people destined to have a really hard life. : (
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If she were a white Republican male, it wouldnāt make a dent. See: Chris Collins.
O totally.
I was in Criminal Clinic my last semester of law school. We got student law licenses that were just like student driversā licenses - you could practice law if you had a licensed lawyer with you. We had a deal with a misdemeanor judge that we would be the lawyers of the day in his court once a week, so we got appointed to every case that was on the docket just about.
It was at times terribly sad. But I wasnāt a social worker and all I could do is make the best deal for them I could with the Asst. DA.
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Shit, just marijuana? At least they werenāt peddling some of the really bad stuff ā like, say, Republican policies.
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Aināt that the truth.
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You think the AP got it wrong?
At any rate, sheās a real blow to claims that there are no harmful side effects even after many years of heavy use. Orā¦just the kind of crazy that makes life interesting and humans fascinating.
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Much better to claim that you were only āholding it for another cartel.ā
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And who says it has to be illegal?
You go witācha bad selves, Rhode Island. Free life! Free enterprise! First colony to renounce the English King.
Show those conservatives that āless governmentā means ābutt the hell out, weāre not bothering anyone.ā
Weāre with you.
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Well said!
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That was my immediate thought as well. because well, we all know that Killary was a bigger corporate stooge than Trump, so helping Trump helps us all get to some kind of revolution, well somehoā¦
ok, time for another bong hitā¦
Two observations:
- Her rallies must be lit.
- I hope she says the following to the judge:
āI like weed. Do you like weed? I smoke a lot of weed. In high school I might have smoked weed, but I never lost consciousness. I just went to sleep. This whole thing has been a nightmare and is a conspiracy to keep me from becoming governor. It is the result of people who are angry that I am winning this election and they are also trying to get revenge for theā¦uhā¦for that pedophile from Alabama who lost his election . Yeah, thatās it. Well, donāt forget that what goes around comes aroundā¦ā
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FIFY
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Most of it was stems and seeds.
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