Discussion: Reports: RNC Chair Reince Priebus Has Told Trump To Cool It On Judge Attacks

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Reports: RNC Chair Reince Priebus Has Told Trump To Cool It On Judge Attacks Reports: RNC Chair Reince Priebus Has Told Trump To Cool It On Judge Attacks Back to article
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The Times noted that it was not the first time Priebus had sought to persuade Trump to rein it in, and that “other senior Republicans said there was confusion about whether it was worth approaching any of Mr. Trump’s aides about doing an intervention with him.”

What would this look like? One intervention per day for the next 5 months? Just let Rump be Rump.

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Poor old droopy dog. You helped make this bed, too. Sorry you can’t find a comfortable position.

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Ooohh… this could be fun! Popcorn futures are through the ROOF this morning.

“Mr. Trump, is it true that you are Reince Priebus’ little bitch? He seems to think, you are.”

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“The Times noted that it was not the first time Priebus had sought to persuade Trump to rein it in,”

What’s that definition of insanity again? Doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results?

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Well then that settles it.

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Trump: “Who? Who is …oh, that little twerp. bwwhaahahaaaaaa.”

Priebus: “Donald…may I call you ‘Donald’?..uhhh…”

Trump: “NO!”

Priebus: “Now Mr. Trump…don’t you make me get rough with you!”

Trump: (Can’t stop laughing…)

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Good luck with that!

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Has this ever been a headline before: RNC Chair ________ Tells Nominee __________ to Change _________ Behavior?

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Try a rolled up newspaper across the nose, Reince. He won’t take you seriously unless you show him who’s boss.

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Dr. Frankenstein tries to reason with his monster…

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Rinsed Pubis: “Cut it out Mr. Trump!! Now!”

Trump: " {{{{{ BOO! }}}}}

Rinsed Pubis: “Ooooooooooo! May I be excused? I think I’ve soiled myself…”

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LOL. Or what? Trump’ll shove his head back down in the dirty urinal?

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Reince Priebus lecturing Donald Trump? Reince Priebus telling Trump what to do? Reince Priebus standing up to the Greatest Businessman and Human Being In American History? Trump’s ego is so big it could sit on Priebus and crush him like a roach. Reince Priebus making Trump do anything is a fucking joke. Reince couldn’t even stand up to Trump during the primaries. It reminds me of a poem we used to say when we were kids:

Little Willy, with a shout,
Gouged the baby’s eyeballs out;
When he stomped on them to make them pop,
His mother cried, “Dear Willie, STOP!”

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There’s an easy solution. Publicly condemn him and withdraw party support.

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It’s positively adorable how Republicans think they can control Trump.

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Or this headline: RNC Chair _____ Asks Nominee to conspire with his organization to cover-up damaging evidence.

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Congrats, GOP. You built this.

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My greatest fantasy, concerning the election at least, is to see Reince Priebus get so many ulcers from this campaign that he ends up choking on his own blood on the morning after the general election.
Of course, Reince doesn’t have to worry about his future. I’m sure FoxNews will gladly hire him as one of their “experts”. Or maybe he’ll join his pals, idiot savant Michel Steele and Slimy Salamander Steve Schmidt, over at MSDDT - you know, Phil Griffin’s new and improved FoxNews.