Then I guess it would have been okay if I packed the barrel of a gun filled with my anti aging creams and lotions. Hot damn, I wish I knew that before I packed my suitcase last night.
What scared, sad man. He really canât leave his house without a loaded gun? Such cowardice.
When youâre white, itâs a misdemeanor. When youâre brown, itâs a felony.
What a screwed up country. Leaving in office a Kenyan, Muslim, atheist, communist, fascist, womanizing homosexual and picking on the guy who has exposed all this over a tiny little handgun.
In his defense, he probably has like 30 of them at home, and he uses this particular one as his toothbrush. Or mustache comb. He tends to get them mixed up.
⌠also found in the possession of Mr. Farah was a neatly folded tinfoil hat and a cyanide capsule hidden in his false molar.
I thought committing a crime with a gun carried a mandatory 5 year minimum in prison, this guy is going to get off with a nothing more than a small fine.
Nowadays, endangering the lives of hundreds of passengers is a misdemeanorâŚseems like just yesterday we had a war on terrorists.
He was just going to Texas to a Chiliâs.
It will be the safest one to eat at again if Joe has anything to say about it.
He needs to take another look at the Just For Men color chart. Unless heâs just using Kiwi Black cuz itâs cheaper.
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Doesnât the Second Amendment allow conservative Americans to carry any weapons of choice a military or militia might need including guns, anywhere they want, to guard against tyranny?
Whatâs with the Groucho Marx painted-on mustache?
What a doofus.
Old Joeâs just looking for his âRosa Parksâ moment, when the walls all fall down, and libruls and people of color start to tremble at the sight of a WASP male once again as G-d intended them to 
Agreed. I was (mostly) kidding.
Certainly. I wonât sue (winking emoticon).
Well, if carrying it LOADED gun in your carry-on is a misdemeanor, what is it if you put it loaded in a regular checked bag? I mean, what is less than a misdemeanor? How about UNloaded in a regular bag? A stern look, perhaps? I had a wine opener confiscated once, and also an unopened bottle of water. I never got them back. Iâll bet this jerk-off got his back, and probably a free ticket to his next destination.