Discussion: Report: Top Trump Aide Corey Lewandowski Leading VP Search Team

Lewandowski follows the GOP tradition when it comes to VP searches–“Lewandowski”!

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Hmm. I thought that was Krispy’s gig. (Remember him? The whale of a shoe-in that wasn’t?)

Regardless, I wonder who Lewey will drag down?

Krispy’s leading the “transition team.” Transition to what, I don’t know.

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I remember now. Which, by the way, explains that “I’ve been fucked” look on his face he’s been wearing.

Another tramp flip-flop. He had appointed Carson to find the VP. Maybe Carson fell asleep…

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Really? Does “Staring into a Mirror” qualify as a VP Search?

Alas, his name is far too long to fit on a pithy sign, thus disqualifying him right off the bat.

I wouldn’t put this guy in charge of finding a good Thai restaurant.

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Why do I get the feeling he’s going to have to post the job opening on Craig’s List to find anyone…anyone who might be interested.

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Which thug will they pick?

Incoming…“Blind pig searching for truffles finds psylocybe instead. Story at 11.”

VP Limbo-Rock------

How loooooooooooow can they go?

Man I can’t wait to see who it is. I almost think it’s going to be some knock out woman just to guarantee Trump the white male thinks with his dick vote!

He’ll find someone. I hear he’s pretty good at arm-twisting.
–Mic drop–

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Worked for Cheney.

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everyone needs a hobby

Ben Carson wasn’t up to the job, imagine that.

Or maybe they caught Carson trying to sell the VP nomination to the highest bidder on some Nutriscam infomercial.