“But but but…nobody asked for Jesus’ tax returns!!! Something something Clinton’s emails 2nd 'menment!!!”
Cue Robin Williams as Dr. Gene Scott: My friends, the word audit does not appear in the Bible.
Honest “mistake” I’m sure.
Except for the comparatively paltry amounts, sounds to me like he ought to fit right in. And hey, given where he is now, he’ll a millionaire in no time.
Old Jasper the talking mule, will fit right into the senate. He is a crook and a liar all wrapped in that flag that Rick Perry hates.
Moore '17! Not just crazy, corrupt too!
How can you lie on an ethics form when you have no ethics to begin with?
Is that a conundrum or a paradox or a Zen koan?
Or a lying motherfucker?
“Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s - but leave me enough for my hookers and blow!” - The GOP Bible, Kid Rock Edition
And very OT, but if Twitter now allows 280 characters, am I also allowed to write haikus with 34 syllables?
If nothing else, if he loses the election he’s pre-qualified for position in the Dotar badministration.
continuing an Alabama tradition
Lack of didn’t stop Sessions and that was before folks found out about those Kislyak meetings.
The Daily Beast also noted discrepancies between a 2014 report Moore filed with the Alabama Ethics Commission, where he reported that his wife Kayla Moore earned $65,000 a year as the president of the Foundation for Moral Law, which was not reflected in the foundation’s tax filing.
Hmm…wonder what the Foundation for Moral Law thinks about all this lying…
I want to prank his lawyer with an email about “trying to get ahead of the gay pornography issue, as I only watched those for judicial purposes. I did not remove my underwear during viewing”
Well we must thank the Republicans for making poor Esme’s life a little easier. She’s obviously been running just flat out trying to keep up with all these clowns and clown cars, but I’ve notices with the series of Roy Moore stories she gets to repeat the same disclosure paragraph on each one:
Moore in 2005 said homosexual activity should be illegal and compared it to bestiality. In 2006 he said Muslims should be barred from serving in Congress. Earlier this year he suggested the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks happened because America turned away from God. Moore has nevertheless been welcomed by Republicans with open, if euphemistic and evasive, arms.
She’s earned the break, so thanks fellas!
(and let’s the rest of us make sure we do our part in spreading this odious summary, as well…)
Just another holy roller hypocrite.
The money came from Jesus and does not have to be claimed.
Did he forget to mention the five illegitimate kids he’s sired?
Or the fact that he’s allergic to nitrogen?
How about his singing career backing up Jerry Lee Lewis?
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I think that was a typo, should have been Oral Law.
