Someone call Jared! He’ll get this fixed.
Knowing what a low-life Donald has always been, he would attach a golden chain to it and wear it like the gaudy necklaces sported by his cheap-hood friends that accompanied him to Studio 54 during the '70s. Maybe he’ll get a velour track suit to match.
Donald Trump deals in geopolitics the way a '60s teenage girl would play a game of “Mystery Date”:
“Is he a dream? Or a dud?!”
International diplomacy by Milton Bradley!

Well, Tena, it was their own fault, after all. I mean, trying to catch those bullets with their bodies in order to sell them on the black market to fund terrorism was a very stupid idea (and that’s exactly the type of reasoning the Trump apologists are using to blame the Palestinian protester’s for their own deaths)…
I call him “Ambassador Needledick”. Minister without portfolio. Or personality. Or puberty.
Boy, first no Emmy Awards for “The Apprentice” and now this possible rejection. Next thing you know, he’ll lose the Pillsbury Bake-Off!
Anyone else think Jared sounds like a little boy when he talks?
So is he going to beg Kim or insult him now?
Of course, Kim knew about these exercises at least a year in advance. Boy, is this a surprise. And Dumbo Don the Con BlowHard has painted his little self into a corner.
What will he give up and which ally will he betray to get his “deal”? And, of course, “noble” Kim will of course stick by whatever "deal"is concocted, knowing full well the Con Man has already reneged on at least three multilateral agreements and knowing his father and grandfather have reneged on past deals with the US.
And what else will Kim ask for now that Don the Con Traitor is so desperate for a WIN???
Ah, but we have Mr. “Art of the Deal” to negotiate. What’s to worry?
And don’t forget, the Con’s Man negotiating prowess was gained through the Trump U. and similar frauds, numerous bankruptcies and stiffing small contractors. Oh, and laundering Russian oligarchs’ hot money
What a guy…
Surprised? Really?
Vlad and Bibi prodded him into putting the US Embassy in Jerusalem.
Xi just flummoxed him into saving ZTE (over FBI, CIA, NSA warnings) without doing a damn thing about any other big issues on the table.
Of course KJU is yanking his chain.
The surprise would be if he wasn’t.
My thoughts too…
And just as he was making plans to go to Oslo.
Well, there are Norwegians in Oslo, and Mel’s in the hospital, so I’ll bet he goes anyway because he has this thing for Norwegians.
It is sad to be so weak, but yes, he sounds like he never had a chance to find his own voice.
I am a bit struck by Kim’s strength in this gambit. Maybe he was going to escalate all along until he felt it was the optimal time to bail.
If Trump is belligerent then the time is now. If Trump gave in (he won’t) then it would be a massive propaganda win at home for Kim and he would queue up the next demand.
They deserved more respect. At least they have a useful purpose.
Trump is stuck.
He praised Kim so much and we all watched him get played so openly and disgustingly, with the return of prisoners who never should have been taken, Trump begging for the Nobel Prize, and of course, because he has no knowledge or desire to read recent history of North Korea’s routine reversals on any deals, he can’t say a goddamn thing.
If he criticizes Kim, the meeting is off. If he makes excuses or blames anyone else for what he ‘owned’, he proves to the world that he fails to understand the Art of the Deal. And, his own DOD has already said the drills will go on, so he can’t tell the military to stand down.
As noted before, in his quest to look so smart, he has literally given Kim the status he wanted, North Korea to dictate to the U.S., and China control over North Korea and the far Pacific. All in two fucking weeks.
Nice work you fat dumb ass.
After you have your Big Mac, fries and bucket of chicken tonight, call Hannity and ask him what to do.
Oh, by the way, what will you do when the Chinese take complete control of your Indonesia deal?
You are a buffoon and you have proved it on the international stage.
Once again I say, nice work, you fat dumb ass.
I suspect the Chinese have been advising Kim on how to play Trump. Don’t forget that Kim made two trips to China. He didn’t go for the Dim Sum.
Every time it looks like Trump might get some leverage or a win he finds a way to screw it up. He was so obviously needy he telegraphed this outcome. Putin might get jealous that Xi and Kim are encroaching on his puppet. I wonder who Trump will blame for this one?
