Meeting starts…Hicks slides scrap of paper over the table top to Mueller…
“Help me!!!” scribbled in shaky handwriting…
Although, maybe it’s just that she’s hot that I don’t want to believe she might be just as corrupt and racist as the rest of these pricks. That shit messes with us dumb males’ brains you know…
Well thinking works better when you use your brain instead of your little friend.
“Nothing about recent events alters the White House’s commitment to fully cooperate with the office of the special counsel,”
Does “fully cooperating” include the president tweeting “WITCH HUNT!!!”
I didn’t think so.
Who hired Hope Hicks? (didn’t even mean that alliteration)
Didn’t Karl Rove get away with lying to them?
So how can we keep you in the sky?
Hwell played
Ah jeez, bless her heart. Seriously. I think the only thing she will be doing in front of Bob Mueller, besides singing like Caruso, is her impression of a beet. In waaaaaaay over her head.
International Space Station?
An excellent point and one that bothers me every damn day. At what point can American citizens stop the CheetoTweeto from destroying our country more than he already has ?
They don’t get it. Mueller doesn’t call you in for a sit down without knowing the answers to all the questions he’s asking. And just because he let’s you leave and shakes your hand and smiles at you on the way out doesn’t mean he’s not planning to arrest your ass next week.
You must remember that everything DT touched turned to shyt. Choose your airline carefully.
Uh, talking about Mueller’s team, OK? Not every FBI agent who ever lived. They’ve probably made a mistake or two since 1908.
Assuming she doesn’t end up in federal prison, she has a bright future ahead of being sexually harassed at Fox News.
Test question if they aren’t bothering to use a lie detector:
Who had a bigger innaugural? President Obama or that Orange Julius?
and while we’re at it…
How many fingers am I holding up?
The Trump Admin and FOX and Breitbart and Sinclair and Drudge will try to turn her into the Fawn Hall of the Trump-Russia Treasonous Election Fixing Scandal. We just need to find an Oliver North for this scandal that she reported to…
That would mean on a Russian rocket. How do we know he wouldn’t turn on us?
Limited edition commemorative MAGA hat.
One size fits all. Red only. Made in China.
(h/t George Takei)
Ha, their counter offer: remove all gun laws, and we give up our right to vote forever.
First Concubine?