OH YAY!
Can’t wait for that…on second thought, I’ll have to do lawn chores a/k/a flake…
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The 5th Avenue Hillbillies…
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The crenelations would be a nice touch. So would vats of burning oil to repel the invaders…
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It’s now my great honor to introduce Invorka Hump…
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I was about to say, “Who the hell is Kevin McCarthy…” but you said it better.
Per MSNBC, Jack Nicklaus was announced to be speaking in Cleveland. Nicklaus’ management company denied that Nicklaus will be there: he’s out of the country.
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Well, it was a toss-up between Kevin McCarthy and the Duck Dynasty Klan.
Not sure if Amurka won or lost this battle of the befuddled?
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Typical. These yutzes couldn’t organize a two-car funeral and they want to run the country.
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Two youge limos, FYI…
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I will perform a modified version of a famous John Cage piece: 3 hours and 30 minutes of silence.
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Apparently Jack Nicklaus has endorsed Trump but his managers were quick to deny that he will speak at the convention because of “travel plans.”
This is his picture?? Wasn’t he in that old movie about the ‘pods’? Geesh, he looks great.
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The excitement builds! (yawn)
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Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy?!
Ha! What a stiff! They better prepare something easy for him to read without too many big words, as McCarthy is exceptionally stupid, and also has a weird nasal teenager voice that makes him sound learning disabled…which he most likely is.
Well, he was quite entertaining when he was ‘Presumptive Speaker of the House’, though a bit difficult to understand.
Please, TPM, put up the ‘Young Guns’ picture with Ryan, Cantor and McCarthy, it is hillarious…
“The Invasion of the Booby Snatchers”
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Ah…thanks, those guys deserves some knocks…
“This is not going to be your typical party convention like years past,” said Trump spokesman Jason Miller. “Donald Trump is better suited than just about any candidate in memory to put together a program that’s outside of Washington and can appeal directly to the American people.”
Like Kevin McCarthy? (Joseph McCarthy wasn’t available. Indeed, much like Generalissimo Francisco Franco, Joe’s still dead. ) Talk about securing the A list from the D team.