SPICEY NOT IN THIS HOUSE EITHER!
Dancing With the Stars, here I come!
It must be humiliating to have whored yourself out only to find out that no johns will pay.
Oh, and you might want to get that ugly rash on your naughty bits checked out, Sean.
Thoughts and prayers to the unemployment office Spicey frequents.
Spicey is in a box.
Not enough credibility for the establishment media. Not enough crazy for the radicals like Breitbart.
And not a shred of dignity left either. Seems like thereâs a lesson here somewhere.
You shoulda listened to me, Sean.
Blondes have more fun.
Itâs because of that mini fridgeâŚI know it is.
There are limits to âwingnut welfareâ. Who knew?
The Trump Stench too strong ? InterestingâŚ
They discovered, much to their surprise, he didnât own a motorized podium.
Pay attention, Mrs. Huckabee-Sanders. Youâre a woman so youâll get even less than Spicey.
Time to turn to the church? Maybe time to join a monastery?
No Faux news career for her. She doesnât pass the T&A test.
No Faux news career for her. She doesnât pass the T&A test.
but she has a pretty faceâŚ
Why not write a book ? you know, kiss-and-tell-style,âŚ
but you better hurry, the âTrump-White-House-Kiss-and-TellâSegmentâ will be crowded soonâŚ
And she looks far too much like Roger Ailes.
I set fire to my dignity and reputation on live television from the WH podium in front of the entire planet. And all I got was a lousy âDancing with the Starsâ offer.
This takes me back to the days of the Drunken Frat Boy. Remember Alberto Gonzales? He couldnât get a job for more than a year and he couldnât find a publisher for his fucking book until 2016, which was nine years after he quit.
When somebody DID finally hire Gonzo, it was for some part time work on patent law. Later he got a job with Texas Tech and finally ended up as the dean of some minor-league law school in Tennessee.
What? You mean that even white republicans occasionally face consequences for their actions?
What didnât help his case is all those times he declared âI am Lord Juan of Boxer Shorts!â before doing cartwheels in the press room.