Too bad there is no Domestic Corrupt Practices Act under which to prosecute the Handjob Queen. Or Donald Trump.
âJesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you.â
Mathew 21:31
So Trumpâs good, heâs even more like Jesus now that heâs hanging around with prostitutes.
I kinda feel like Sundance and ButchâŚ
âIt sure as hell is SOMETHINGâ
ETAâŚOh to be a fly on Muellerâs office wall
Well his approval numbers will go up now. No shit.
âHey, Cindy. Iâm kinda low on cash. Lawyersâ fees, you know. Any chance I can work a shift or two in one of your spas?â
âI dunno, Donald. Your hands are so tiny!â
What people donât realize is Trump mixes freely with the members of his Mar-a-Lago club. He basks in their adulation. That is why he spends so much time in Florida. For the members, well, lets just say membership has its privileges.
Wonder when weâll find about the inevitable meetings with the Trumps to gin up this grift. Thereâs about 0% chance that she cooked this whole thing up and executed it at Mar-a-Lago without inside help.
D-List President
And and Trump knew and approved of all of it, just like he knew and approved the Trump Tower meeting.
This has absolutely nothing to do with Kushner grandfathering in visas of chinese nationals in exchange for expensive apartments and investments in his business. Nor does it have ANYTHING to do with Ivanka getting sweetheart deals from other Chinese business and regulatory practices. Nothing at all. Zero.
Go read a very relevant and important article about the Kardashians or download a free video game or something, you deserve it.
Maybe CNN can hire Cindy as a political analyst
will be buried or ignored by the media. and the more it is, the more you know how big a deal it really is
So you go to church, say a few words, eat a little bread, drink a little wine and you are good to go.
âNothing will get in the way of making rape victims have babies they canât care for. God loves rich people. Amen.â
You forgot confession. Wipes the slate clean on everything.
It willâŚuntil Pelosi and her crew of Chairpersons start asking questions.
The twitterverse has been quite busy looking around⌠Sex sells eyeballs, thereâs no way the media isnât going to have a field day with thisâŚ
Wasnât it Hillary who ran a sex ring from a pizza joint? Apparently there was a kernel of truth in the story. Except that it wasnât Hillary, but Cindy Yang, it wasnât a pizza joint but a massage parlor, and it wasnât Hillary, but Trump who was involved and who is selling influence (I suspect).
It was projection.
I hope itâs proven that if the Chinese businessmen paid top tier rates they got access to Ivanka, too.
I missed you sooooo much âpay for playâ and âinfluence peddlingâ. Without you two and your bestie, emoluments, this era would be so boring. 
