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Well that’s one way to win a primary.
Goddamn.
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Obama Benghazi did it!!!
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Don’t mess with Clay Aiken.
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I beg your pardon. It was the IslamoACORN Kenyan Brotherhood of Sorosbuffet Gay Space Aliens!
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His fashion sense alone can put a man in the ground.
I will be in your lovely city first week in June…I do hear tell it will be rather hot.
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Oh I do love Austin, but I don’t live there any more, alas. It will be hot. But enjoy it. It’s a great town.
Well, I guess, this settles the election without a recount. And when Clay is the Democratic nominee for President 20 years from now, guess which party will bring this up as an unproved conspiracy theory, just like Benghazi.
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My doctor would poo penicillin…but I shall have to sneak off to Torchy’s just once 
Wow. Mental note: Don’t fcuk with Clay Akin.
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Ya that is a winner. Also: the animatronic LBJ at the LBJ library.
Really, just a call conceding the race would have sufficed.
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Between American Idol & The Apprentice, Aiken has had a long history of surviving sudden death eliminations.
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He was just about to blow the Benghazi cover-up wide open…
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Laughing as hard as I did at your comment makes me hate myself a little.
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Could it be…MURDER???
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The gay mafia Fox News always alludes to does exist!
¿whoa… did he finally get around to listening to mrAiken’s record?
Fox Not Really News “Conspiracy in North Carolina” around the clock coverage in 5, 4, 3, 2, …
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I can see this as an episode in House of Cards.
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