Maybe he should be… The RNC is toast!
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So Bailey’s (a terrible imitation of a drink) isn’t strong enough for Rancid? He needs something stronger?
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Breaking News: Reince Priebus Resigns as Chair of the RNC, Plans to Become the Opening Act for a Cadaver.
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Shorter Priebus: I will convince all delegates to vote for Trump. I need to save my job when Trump runs amuck in Cleveland.
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The party that championed the Fear/Hate/Zillionaire cocktail still doesn’t realize that the masses are drunk on it, and coming for the party with torches and pitchforks? Fascinating.
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Was that Max Steiner? (The guy who did the music for Casablanca?)
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I always thought the breakfast of champions was Hostess Raspberry Donettos, no longer made 
, n beer…
lunch: Oscar Mayer hotdogs and beer…
dinner: beer and bourbon…
I guess when you’re lightweight you substitute Baileys… and Cherrios…
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Psst…Reince…Trump took your baton.
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No, the Baileys on breakfast was for the orange one, who is now enjoying the mess of the GOP from afar.
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“People assume oh, are you – you must be miserable. You’ve got a horrible job. But I don’t see it that way,” Priebus said in the interview. “I’m not pouring Baileys in my cereal, I’m not sitting here trying to find a Johnnie Walker.”
That’s two booze references in one sentence. This guy is an alcoholic, and he’s hitting the bottle hard right now.
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I think Max Steiner would have declined to attack the Russians as well, for different reasons, but the Steiner I’m thinking of was named Felix. 
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He’s Fletch
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And here I thought there’d never be a more delusional RNC Chair than anti-gay gay Ken Mehlman.
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Priebus: I have been taking my cereal with water from Flint and as you can see, it’s all good.
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I believe the captain of the Hindenburg said the same thing. Just before someone said, “Hey, I think I see New Jersey already.”
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TPM:
“People assume oh, are you – you must be miserable. You’ve got a horrible job. But I don’t see it that way,” Priebus said in the interview. “I’m not pouring Baileys in my cereal, I’m not sitting here trying to find a Johnnie Walker.”
I know it’s hard but admitting you have problem is the first step, Reince.
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For a political operative such as Reince Priebus, having a no-work, high-paying job where you get to peddle lies all day and rig the system is heaven.
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Man, the subtitles I got for that video were completely different.
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