Discussion: Rand Paul's Neighbor Asks For New Trial Due To 'Excessive' Financial Penalties

I presume there’s legal precedent for this?

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If the second trial says you should go to jail for battery can you opt to go with your first trial after all?

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He should be given a prize not fines.

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He should ask for for the Medal of Merit

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An apologetic Boucher acknowledged he wasn’t thinking rationally and called it “two minutes of my life I wish I could take back.”

I agree. I think Rand’s thrashing was incomplete.

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This is likely a request is for remittitur. While Boucher apparently broke six of Paul’s ribs, I think he can make a compelling case that he still has to live within 90 yards of Paul’s living room and kitchen odors.

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Has he crowdfunded this yet. If he hasn’t, he is a decent person with rage issues. Any Republican would have been making money off of this.

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Tort for me but not for thee.

ETA. Greg Abbot can explain this.

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Seriously a half a million is a lot of money to pay someone. But if you fly at a person and break six ribs because of grass being burned too close in your opinion to your own property I think you should be very very very glad not to do time over it.

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Rand Paul’s Neighbor Asks For New Trial Due To ‘Excessive’ Financial Penalties

Look, Rand is an odious tool, but maybe next time not attack him and break so many ribs, you jackass.

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Second Trial finds him guilty of murder…

Boucher: Excuse me you honor, but Paul Rand is alive!

Judge: You got work to do then…

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hahahaha Yes indeed he can.

Also wheelchair access for me but not for thee.

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:joy:

One or two, maybe three?

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If I had the means and a way of finding this man’s address,
I would buy him the loudest leaf blower in the continental U.S.

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You could probably find it. But Rand Paul, lawn-care jackass that he is, would likely develop and have built an even louder leaf blower. So you would need to find a way to provide an even louder lawn-care appliance for Mr. Boucher. Soon, the world would be consumed with the sound of an unbearable leaf blower arms race. And what would that accomplish? Leaf Armageddon.

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you are so right. I hang my head in shame.