Discussion: Rand Paul To Launch An All-Out Attack On Trump At GOP Debate

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The best thing about Trump is that he sucks all the oxygen from Rand, minimizing my exposure to his ever-escalating douchiness.

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This will be interesting tonight. My quasi inlays (my better half’s mother and her boyfriend) are in town from Arizona and they are insisting on coming over to watch the debate because of a lack of television at my partner’s brothers house where they are staying.

I hope I don’t bleed out from biting my tongue when Teh Crazy™ ensues onscreen and in the living room as I try to remain civil to them.

I may need the popcorn just to keep my mouth full so as not to call them (onscreen and off) out for their bullshit.

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The threat, from Trump’s perspective:

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He convinces those three women to accompany him into the wilderness and shooting guns is the agenda? He must be a Liberace fan.

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LOL. Your lack of practice is going to be a real handicap.

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Man, when I see those pictures of Rand with guns and babes all I can assume is that erectile dysfunction must be completely emasculating for him to try to overcompensate like this. Sad.

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Ordinarily people look like dweebs when they’re posing with a rifle that way, but I’m surprised that’s also true with Rand. I thought it would have been impossible for him to look even dweebier than he normally looks. Wrong again!

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Does he really think ‘facts’ are going to change anything? The republican party with the assistance of Fox and the talk radio right have trained the base to ignore facts and ‘go with their gut, their beliefs.’
Any attacks on those ‘beliefs’ are going to be seen as rino tactics and the ‘man’ trying to take down their straight talkin’ savior.

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I predict Randy misfires.

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Hopefully Trump will make his “Rand, I’ve had it up to here with you” short joke with the little weasel standing there.

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“I will be out shooting target practice in the morning,” he said on Tuesday. “I will be shooting the tax code with some friends tomorrow morning, and that will be my preparation.”

Didn’t he just chainsaw one of those? Hope he’s recycling the paper. Oh, and why the “girlz with gunz”? That’s just so “randy”.

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Jesus, what a dork. He reminds me of a Woody Allen movie with Woody pretending the tough guy. Apologies to Woody Allen, a wonderful comedian.

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Yup, “Take the Money and Run” [1st Cello in the Marching Band]

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The lime green shoe laces on a 50 year old man screams “douche.” There should be a law against it.

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Be still, my beating heart!

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Wet noodles at the ready!

I can hear T-Rumpus’ eyes rolling now…

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Trump will squash this gnat

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Whatever Randy said is the sound of desperation. Expect him to look foolish trying to out-Trump you know who.

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Weapons?!?!?