Discussion: Rand Paul Sues Neighbor For 'Physical Pain, Mental Suffering' In Yard Dispute

I’d love to see what would happen if a GoFundMe was started for Boucher. I have a sneaking suspicion it’d quickly top $1 million; $300 million if all the Rand haters kicked in a buck.

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Boucher says his actions were brought on by Paul repeatedly stacking yard debris near a shared property line.

OK, here’s my theory:

  1. Paul stacks yard debris near property line shared with Boucher.
  2. It’s widely known that yard debris attracts vermin.
  3. Paul mows lawn near yard debris stack.
  4. Boucher mistakes Paul for vermin (and who wouldn’t, with that mop of tangled hair?) and attacks him.

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Rand Paul is a spiteful toad. He deliberately aggravated his neighbor and got more than he bargained for. Neighbor shouldn’t have done it but at this stage of the proceedings the soundest advice for Rand is to move. Aggravating an unstable neighbor is unwise.

There is an old saw that goes:

She was right, dead right, but she is just as dead as if she’d been wrong.

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Really, that works? Can we sue the House and Senate for mental suffering? I feel brutalized by this Administration for no clear cause.

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HEADLINE: LIBERTARIAN RUGGED INDIVIDUALIST IS NEITHER RUGGED NOR INDIVIDUALIST

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Well I hate Rand’s politics, but the story sounds like his neighbor is more than a bit off.

Paul has been seen in public plenty of times; he’s been able to do his job (such as it is) with no apparent disability. I hope he gets what’s coming to him.

I feel like it’s the 60-vote threshold that has really disrupted his enjoyment of life.

I hope the GOP infestation in the KY state government has left Rand Paul with a very low limit on compensation for punitive or noneconomic damages.

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The price of gold must be down.

Christ what an asshole.

Gotta keep the peasants SCARED of BIG GOV’T.

You mean “the story” told by the conservative corporate media? THAT story?

Another suburbanite land brawl
Involving libertarian Rand Paul
In a brutal man-tussle.
With cracked ribs and strained muscle,
He took it to court - Randy stand tall!

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Nobody is perfect.

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That does look like quite the ass kicking. My favorite picture of Paul.

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Goddamn, Rand Paul is without a doubt the most obnoxious person in Congress. Ted Cruz is the most repugnant, but nobody beats Rand for obnoxious.

If I was that neighbor I’d fucking move.

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Doctrinaire Libertarians, defending Liberty and Personal Responsibility since… since… since…

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:laughing:

well said!

The Bowling Green Massacre!

Oh the humanity!

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