BREAKING NEWS:
Rand Paul remains testy, now working off of the only testicle he has left.
Paul’s well is about to run dry. Keep digging Randy…there’s got to be a pony there somewhere.
BREAKING NEWS:
Rand Paul remains testy, now working off of the only testicle he has left.
Paul’s well is about to run dry. Keep digging Randy…there’s got to be a pony there somewhere.
What a joke Rand Paul has proven himself to be. And in a field full of jokers, that’s really saying something!
Interesting. Seems to be a habit with him. Run away when things get uncomfortable and then later claim he left because he had somewhere else to be. Exact same thing he did when he and Steve King were approached by the Dreamer in Iowa last summer.
Turn out the lights . . . . . the party(your candidacy) is over.
Someone on TPM just a few days ago (Plucky?) anticipated this very thing happening.
Plucky said he was super thin-skinned.
He is not even his father.
Stick a fork in him.
Brave Sir Randal. Good meme.
Never pick a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel.
– Mark Twain
This guy makes Chris Christie seem like Mother Teresa.
And also for having proved, now that he’s been “testy” to two female and two male reporters that he’s an equal opportunity obstreperous wretch.
Good thing his announcement was such a blast.
Now that’s what I call American Exceptionalism!!!
“You won’t have Rand Paul to kick around anymore.”
This guy makes Chris Christie seem like Mother Teresa.
If Chris Christie is the comparison, I’d say more like a dozen or so Mother Teresas or one smiling Buddha.
If Li’l Randy keeps up this pace, he’ll crash and burn permanently before the first Right-Wing Round-up Debate.
Teatroll Rosetta Stone:
“Interview” = “I come on your show so I can get my talking points on the airwaves while you serve up softball questions that never force me to go off script and, in particular, never ever ever expose any critical reasoning or factual problems with my talking points. In other words, I get free advertising and you get to pretend you’re actually a journalist and everyone’s happy.”