For the Texas church attacked by a white terrorist Thoughts & Prayers™, for a tackled US senator, taxpayer funded healthcare. Ain’t America great?
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I wonder if Rand’s wig flew off when he hit the ground.
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Booking my flight now.
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This sounds personal. In fact, it sounds very personal. But thanks for my new take on STFU (“stay tuned for updates”).
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Like what time of day was Ryan mowing his lawn?
Looks like this guy was a real pain specialist. Maybe he kicked some sense into Rand’s head…and took his breath away in the process?
Can’t believe Rand mows his own lawn. Bet Paul put up a fence that blocked the neighbor’s view of a lake or something sneaky like that.
This is going to be thrown out of court with a settlement. Paul can’t publicly admit that he did something so bad that the neighbors wanted him dead.
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Here’s a Therm-a-Vest. Now shake hands and make up.
This is truly bizarre - and reminds me of one of those weird situations where some time from now something will come out and then suddenly everyone will say…" OOOOOOHHHH! now it all makes sense… "
remember… “went hiking on the Appalachian Trail…”
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Yeah! I mean, if I broke FIVE of a guy’s ribs, wouldn’t I be charged with attempted murder? This is a lot more serious than originally reported!
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Finally, some karma for that head-stomping incident. Karma don’t forget.
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And yet somehow the dead squirrel stapled to his head survived intact.
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Maybe Boucher will get a “Therm-A-Vest” sale out of the deal.
The attack was a shock for the community in Bowling Green
Finally, the details of the infamous Bowling Green massacre come out! The deep state couldn’t keep them hidden forever.
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Boucher is an anesthesiologist who can’t post a $5k bond? What’s wrong with this picture? Sounds like he might have been trying to MAGA!
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When my ole man use to whip my ass for the right reasons, as a rebel teenager, I remember learning something each time.
wonder what clue randy might get?
Walking the dog is definitely a metaphor for something a good deal more intimate here.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say…come sit over here by me.
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I wonder why the neighbor was so angry that he beat the crap out of his neighbor. We haven’t gotten the whole story. What would piss a guy off that bad? I can’t wait to find out. Couldn’t be something “normal” like your neighbor’s tree is dropping leaves all over his yard. Banging his wife, might.