Hell, there are times he’s not the smartest man in the bathroom stall!
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Mr. Testy is sure failing the tests!
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You caN TELL theIR aFraID …
“They’re”. The word is they’re, not their. It’s a contraction of … oh, never mind …
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Clearly Sen. Paul is seeking to lock down the white male anger bear demographic before Gov. Christie gets in.
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Castorita–You must learn to appreciate Tilley’s ghost. Be sure your snark meter is working properly. (A pro tip: when the series of ending exclamation points includes not only a mistyped digit “1”, but also a typed out word “one”, it is intentionally a parody.)
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Eustace is the resident Colbert.
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For people not familiar, theghostofeustacetilly’s posts are predominantly sarcastic/satire.
As for Rand, if he thinks he can pick and choose the questions being asked or quantify how many times he has to answer the same questions over and over, he’s in for a rude awakening. It’s clear he has no patience for reporters (which is in a way understandable because many are annoying) But if you want your message heard, you must dance with the devil sometimes.
Running for president is hard. Being president is even harder.
So far, he doesn’t appear to be holding up very well.
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I don’t see how this poser even makes it to New Hampshire.
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After the warmup invasion of New Mexico.
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Hey, I’m already in New Hampshire. It’s not that hard–turn right at Vermont.
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I see some trouble ahead for the little guy with the big ego.
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If you’re having trouble dealing with the media (i.e. any outlet outside of Fox Propaganda Channel), you may want to rethink your candidacy, because you will have to deal with questions about your record rather than field softball questions from Hannity and Doocey…
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THAT would be news.
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The only important questions: “How many abortions has Mr Rand had?” and “Did he know the father?”
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Don’t worry too much about Randy …
He’s got his Head-HeadStomper, Profitt, in the wings to deal with uppity (smart, strong, articulate) women .
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It means something. It means that he will support any anti-choice bill no matter how restrictive it is. It was just happenstance that one of the bills had exceptions.
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What, he’ll get divorced a couple times?
Man, you’re really racking up the kills today, Eustace.
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The poor dear. He just can’t understand why all of these terrible, terrible journalists will not get on their knees and lick his balls like he knows they are supposed to. Why, my heart just bleeds when I see Poor Widdle Wandy get his fee-fees hurt. Maybe Big Bad Daddy Ron will beat up that bad man from AP who questioned your stances on abortion, Rand Honey.
This wussy motherfucker will be ground into powder before the Labor Day weekend. And then he’ll go on FoxNews and tell Champion Teabagger Ball-Licker Sean Hannity how the TOTALLY STALINIST LIBERAL MEDIA destroyed his campaign to save the future of America from the shackles of Socialist Kenyan Muslim healthcare and married faggots!!!
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Not necessarily. It could be an experiment - can you successfully run for National Office strictly from inside the Faux bubble?
If candidate Rynd Paul only talks to Fox, what are the other networks going to report on? Are they going to ignore him? Or are they going to regurgitate Fox softballs because it’s the only footage they’ve got?
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