Discussion for article #235690
I guess heās not his fatherās boy anymore.
Itās hard to have your cake and eat it too when youāre running for President. Stand with Rand.
Spin, Spin, Spin, Spinning the day away. Fucking hypocrite.
In his defense, the 'FOX ān Friendsā booster seat gave the Jr. Senator a nose bleed.
I like his spin on same sex marriage better. Itās just a matter of contracts.
he believes in āthe traditional religious connotationā of marriage, he went on to say āI also believe people ought to be treated fairly under the law.ā
āAnd you probably could have both,ā he continued. āYou could have both traditional marriage, which I believe in. And then you could also have the neutrality of the law that allows people to have contracts with another.ā
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Finally figured out the GOP doesnāt buy into the libertarian bullshit, huh, Rand ?
This guy spins so fast I bet if we hooked him to a generator we could power the US for a decade.
Sen Poodlerug crossed with Bill The Cat.
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What he hasnāt figured out yet is that jettisoning his libertarian bullshit also jettisons his libertarian supporters. And those GOP base voters he is trying to woo are notoriously suspicious of people with changing viewpoints.
His campaign blew up the week he launched it. He just hasnāt realized how badly yet. But as the polling increases in the coming months, Paul is going to become a very depressed lil fellow.
I keep hearing some of my liberal friends saying heās good on some issues. I just canāt figure out what those issues are.
Well, after all, you canāt spell āhypocriteā without ālibertarianā. And I expect, by the end of the presidential primary campaign, Rand Paulās hair will look like āEraserheadā.
If I had a childās top that spun as fast as Rand Paul, it would break the bonds between time and space.
Probably the back issues of āThe Weekly Standardā.
A couple more months of this campaign and lilā Rand will be saying we heard it all wrong. Heās a librarian. He likes the Dewey Decimal System.
Who else are the ādonāt tax me broā stoners going to vote for?
Does he or doesnāt he like drones? Only his hairpiece knows for sure.
Maybe thereās tin foil in that rug? It would explain so muchā¦