Discussion: Rand At CPAC: 'It's Time For Hillary Clinton To Permanently Retire'

HA! HA! HA!

Wishful thinking on randy’s part.

She will retire, after cleaning your clock in the next two Presidential elections!!

That’s eight years of being POTUS, to you loser!!! That you can count on!!

Randy, can you say “Madame President”? Start practicing!!

1 Like

A serious question about Rand Paul: can it still be possible for someone to be a “has-been” when, in fact, he was a “never-was” in the first place?

2 Likes

‘“As a doctor, I will take it and make it my mission to heal the nation, reverse the course of Obamacare, and repeal every last bit of it," the ophthalmologist said to cheers.’

He is a self-certified doctor. Please, for the love of f*ck do not forget to mention this. He is not board-certified, either in Kentucky or with the Amercian Board Of Opthalmologists. He is self certified.

6 Likes

RANDY knows the repugs only chance is for Hillary to retire. That’s obvious.

1 Like

And Randy, baby, to paraphrase the great John Prine, “Your Benghazi decal won’t get you into heaven anymore.”

At some point, during 2016, Paul’s involvement in the conversation in the 2016 Presidential election will be limited to whether his wearing a toupee was a factor (among his other copious shortcomings) in his not being considered as a running-mate on the GOP ticket.

1 Like

CPAC awards prizes for beating imaginary dead horses? This is the Republican Oscars awards.

1 Like

Let’s see:

  1. They couldn’t get her husband even though they found out he got a hummer from an intern.

  2. Then they had to throw out the oppo research they’ve been collecting since 1996 cause most of it is more than ten years old.

. Now they want her to ‘permanently’ retire or they’ll sic Sen. Spode on her. Uh…Please?

1 Like

That’s a good point. Rand and the rest of the 2016 hopefuls seem to have no positive message. It’s just bash, bash, bash Clinton, Obama, anyone with a D behind their name. Neither he nor his colleagues are FOR anything, except intransigence and hate. That plays well with the Republican base, but spendign the next 15 months or so trashing all opponents without having a positive message to speak of isn’t going to be a great strategy to attract the moderate voters they’ll need to win.

2 Likes

What size are his sunglasses?

1 Like

Looks like he’s been laying in some kind of tanning bed. Those white rings around his eyes are a dead give-away. You don’t get that look from wearing sunglasses in a snowstorm, unless you’ve been climbing Mt. Everest.

1 Like

The 2016 Presidential Republican candidate race seems to be a case of “deja vu all over again,” and all too similar to 2012. This cast of characters, when the have their debates, are eerily similar, inept, far right, and incompetent to those of the last election. They shot themselves in the foot the last time and appear to be doing the same thing again. Have at it!

1 Like

Sadly for the self-certified libertarian ophthalmologist, she has eight years of standing in the way of his plans to destroy the American Dream first.

My theory is that the Koch brothers powdered their balls with talc.

3 Likes

If that’s a possibility, the guy doesn’t know that the likelihood of getting skin cancer increases by about 75% by using a tanning bed. He should do what John of Orange seems to do, slather some orange stuff on.

1 Like

RBG big.

2 Likes

The things they are for include vague platitudes like “freedom” and “liberty.” Sadly, this is good enough for 25% of the electorate.

Senator Poodlerug has some serious delusions of adequacy.

1 Like

Amen, Plucky. As “interesting” as Time and the rest of the “MSM” have found him, and as genuinely appealing as a small handful of his statements are to reasonable people, I have to believe that between the bushel of crazy that accompanies that small handful of sane and the bloated ego he labors to keep hidden under the thinnest skin in politics, he’s gonna crash and burn. And yeah, he’ll be pretty entertaining to watch when it happens.

2 Likes

It ain’t happening, Randy.

"Her dereliction of duty should forever preclude her from our office," Paul told the crowd, adding that “Hillary’s war in Libya” has made the U.S. less safe."

When someone makes a crack about Libya, this should be thrown in their face EVERY TIME!

1 Like