āIām Republican and Iām Chinese,ā she told NBC. āThatās the reason the Democrats want to check me.ā
Well that, and you broke the law multiple times in multiple ways.
Everywhere you look in the campaign and administration you either find new Russian connections or grifters breaking the law in order to commit greater acts of grifting.
No need for more questions, it is time for answers.
Amidst such tugging issues, itās good to have pull within the informal guanxi envelope surrounding the Trumps.
Why canāt these guys manage to tie a tie?
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Jina is not sending their best, if they turn into Republicansā¦
Come on Cummings. I think you need to send over some Subpeonas to Ms. Yang, send investigators to talk to some of the chinese she was paid by/got access for. Lets get going on this. Time for some āTrump swamp creaturesā/ābuying access to trumpā hearingsā¦
Or buy a decent belt. ā¦ And Trump looks like he is a cut out photo, and someone glued his mouth open.
āMiami massage mogulāā¦
Props for the alliterationā¦
I would go one further, āMiami massage mogul mediated meetings mit Mango moronā
Ok, I had to cheat with a bit of germanā¦
Edit: Upon further reflection:
āMiami massage mogul mediated Mango moron meetingsā
On high rotation at Spa a Lago - āShe blew my nose and then she blew my mindā
PS - I have first copy of āThe Mueller reportā. $2m and its yours! (will swap for a signed copy of Sgt Peppers).
Itās getting hard to find a Republican whoās an American these days.
Questions also surround the Miami massage mogulās plastic surgeon. Geez, thatās bad work.
āTwo Chinese-born tech executives managed to pose for pictures with Trump at a paid dinner, possibly thanks to a deal with a South Florida
massage magnatepimpā¦ā
Fixed.
My question is how many photo ops from the Happy Ending Day Spa empire have landed in the National Enquirer vault.
Just when I was clear on Yangās important distinction between yank-ors and yank-ees, there arises the issue of who is a yink-or and a yink-ee? Is that a service for the ladies or is it for guys with diminutive yinyings?
Hey Jack, methinks jerk offputting comments like this really rub the wrong way. Seems like you need to do more to master debate.
Itās not clear if Xu or Lu reimbursed Yang for the photo-op or for tickets to the fundraising dinner.
Sure. She might have donated something worth tens of thousands of dollars to a couple of business moguls out of sheer human kindness.
Customer: Are you sure this place is honest?
Carl: Honest? As honest as the day is long!
As they say in Miami, Devin Nunes is a é“č.
Hmmmm. I wonder if all the crazy and panic and distractions of the past few days are really about this. I also just read the Forbes article about a Trump condo being sold at a ridiculous price to one āXiu Qong Li.ā Total speculation but - maybe thereās a lot of shady Chinese connections to Trump and his businesses and itās freaking him out that they are starting to get noticed. He doesnāt give a monkeyās butt about Russia connections anymore, his cult has proven theyāll stick with him on those. But China is a different story - his followers hate China with a passion and blame their economic woes on the Chinese. If Trump ends up having a bunch of shady Chinese connections exposed it might be the thing that finally enrages his base.