Discussion: Putin: There's 'Nothing Criminal' About Men Accused Of Poisoning

Actually Putin is telling the truth from his perspective.

A slightly more accurate translation might be. “There is nothing criminal about the men who work for me. They were just following my orders. They love Russia.”

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“Human life is trash. It’s time someone took it out.”

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OT

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Apparently “Absolute Regents” is returning in style in this century…

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No collusion! And collusion is not a crime! Guess we know where he learned that from.

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“There is nothing special or criminal about it, I can assure you.

Right…

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Nothing personal. It’s just business.

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Jeez what’s the fuss? I could have had Skirpal and his daughter inserted, feet first, alive and screaming, into a blazing furnace like I did one of Christopher Steele’s suspected sources. Instead I had them mercifully poisoned, in a way that their deaths would have been comparatively less painful…if these totally innocent men hadn’t fucked up the quantity and location of the nerve agent…

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It’s hard to find good help these days, and even when you do, so often you must have them killed for neatness sake. Loose ends.

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Putin then added that Russia did not interfere in the 2016 election in the US, that there are no Russian troops in Ukraine, that Russia did not shoot down flight MH 17, and that Crimea begged to be liberated by Russia.

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I guess Novichock is a common, non-prescription drug in Russia ? Good against rats, I would guess…

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“We know who these people are, we have found them,” Putin said. “There is nothing special or criminal about it, I can assure you.” [emphasis mine]

Aside from the obvious fact that he is such a notorious assassin that ‘those people’ are probably not at all pleased he’s “found them,” I think everyone is quite familiar with spurious expressions of confidence from authoritarian leaders. In fact we’ve got a cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing shitgibbon over here that uses the phrase “believe me” so frequently it makes the hoots of howler monkeys more meaningful.

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And we would have won in Afghanistan if not for the GOP insistence on funding the Mujahedeen…before they realized that I wasn’t a Communist, just a kleptocrat who will do anything to keep political power…exactly like them…

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Yep Trump sounds just like him.

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“We know who these people are, we have found them,” Putin said. “There is nothing special or criminal about it, I can assure you.”

Putin’s assurances are not assuring. Putin saying, “I can assure you” is just plain laughable.

Asked by the panel’s moderator if the men work for the military, Putin replied that they are “civilians” and called on the men to come forward.

“I would like to call on them so that they can hear us today: They should go to some media outlet. I hope they will come forward and tell about themselves.”

And that’s just weak. Pitiful. Again, laughable. This is supposed to be some KGB whiz? - pffffffffffffffffft.

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Look at that picture of Putin… at EVERY pic of Putin… always the smirk. That’s one shady M F right there!