Discussion: Putin Brags About New Russian Nuclear Weapons, Underwater Drone

Oh, here we go. Trying to Reagan us into bankruptcy while filling the coffers of the billionaire death-bringers.

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Hopefully trump was involved in the production of these weapons… at least then we can hope they will function in true Trumpian fashion

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Will the real Kim Jong-un please stand up?

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Strong response from the White House in 3 … 2 … yeah, right.

No tweets about it, so I guess it hasn’t been on Fox and Friends. Maybe it will be in the early-morning-after-executive-time 11:00 am Presidential Briefing. Followed by more silence. (Or, will he start calling Putin “Big Rocket Man,” “Powerful Rocket Man,” “Beautiful Drone Man.”)

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Milord, will do.

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IF they have these things, then they probably stole the plans from us, in which case countermeasures won’t be a problem. But more likely it’s just more Putin bullshit designed to improve the lot of Putin and his billionaire ass-lickers.

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“And the Weather Dominator, Destro! My weather dominator works!”

But they’re no match for America, Baby!!


Pizza scissors!


Toaster radio!!


Remote wrangler!!

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But, but, but, Donnie has a BIG button on his desk!

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This is IRA-level trolling. Especially the nuclear-powered cruise missile. (Hint: if you had an engine like that, cruise missiles are among the last things you would put it in.)

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Yeah - and if I have a weapon for which there is no defense, the last thing I’m gonna do is announce it in the press.

Trump: This is hallmark of a true leader. He controls the USA and I am glad that he is my bestest friend. Very strong, rich and very white, that Putin. Obama is nothing compared to him!!!

And a new Ray Gun ap for both iPhone and Android. Install the app and you can wipe out a battleship with just a single tap on the screen. Please world…elect grown ups next time.

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Why would you nuke power a missile? It makes no sense.
And an EMP nuke blast would stop their under water drone I suspect.

That way you don’t need a warhead. Maybe the best countermeasure would be to take away Pooty’s Popular Mechanics subscription.

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After 8 years as President, on a PBS documentary, Ronald Reagan was asked what he thought made America great. He thought with his TV face and then said that this innovation would make its inventor a millionaire, and that THIS is what made America great. Because one could keep one’s canned beverage cold longer.

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I’m sorry. A nuclear powered cruise missile? And you tested it?

I don’t know if I find that claim ridiculous or believable when I consider the kind of localized and environmental radiation hazard that would create.

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And I have a 15-inch penis! And $8.2M from a Nigerian prince.
Ask me how!

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What does one make of words of the creator of the world’s most notorious troll farm? How does one know when the Russian bear isn’t crying wolf?

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