Discussion: Pruitt Asked Top Aide To Secure 'Used Mattress' From Trump Hotel

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I guess anything goes when urine the Trump administration.

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Maybe he’s madly in love…with the hole in the mattress. He’d better be careful of those inner box spings though. They’ll do him a treat or two.

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I call it the “Serta Circumcision”.

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I guess we now know, what the soundproof box is for…

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He heard someone say they were going to the mattresses, and he thought they said “boinking”.

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Always room for one more on the used mattress.

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And when EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt was asked by the media about his strange request, he replied,

“THE ARISTOCRATS!!!”

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Cover up of some sorts…Pruitt…Jr…Senior…Someone else…which hotel? yet another embarrassing situation…

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“Hey there l’ill darlin’. How’s about you comin’ up to mah place. Ah’ll show you mah toxic sludge, we’ll have a few dranks, and then we’ll get all hot an’ sweaty an’ do the wild thang on mah wonderful used stained mattress.”

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I hope there’s no moose in his closet rootin’ around …

Come out with all those used panties a-hangin from it’s antlers ----

How embarrassing —

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That’s møøse to the cognoscenti.

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Impossible to top the previous remarks.

It is ever amazing that these INEPT thugs have risen as far as they have.

My only conclusion is that if we Americans are lazy, blind, and stupid enough to let it happen, we deserve everything coming our way.

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Dear Lord, in addition to being totally corrupt, Pruitt now reveals himself to be a “mattress sniffer?”

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My first thought exactly :joy:

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Ummm… Ewwwwwwwww.

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I really have to hand it to Pruitt, having a cabinet secretary direct his aide go buy a used hotel mattress is a level of weirdness and bizarre depravity that I didn’t know we could possibly reach in real life.

That’s, like, some bonkers 1830s shit.

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Ivanka slept on it, right ?

You better watch it, Pruitt !

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You’ve noticed.

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okay–what isn’t clear to me–is it a specific mattress or any used mattress from Trump hotel? Makes a big difference in the interpretation: if the former, then my guess is that he is paranoid about his DNA being found–fits with his pattern of extreme paranoia. If the latter, then perhaps he just wants it for his extracurricular activities.

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