Discussion: Police: Taxi Strikes Pedestrians Near Boston Logan Airport

Already updated. Driver mistook accelerator for brake. Nothing related to Muslin Terriers.

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Uberā€™s marketing department really does lack any sense of propriety.

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Well thatā€™ll give Wolf Blitzer something to talk about ad nauseum on the Situation Room.

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Speaking of Blitzer.

Cable news outlets are pulling huge ratings and reporters are becoming overnight celebrities as the attacks between President Trump and the media enter strange new territory.

The White House has agitated for the fight, believing that every day it spends feuding with the media exposes further press bias and energizes the conservative base.

How do you pronounce ā€˜kayfabeā€™ anyway?

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ā€œThe crash happened in a taxi-waiting area.ā€

Male PA Announcer: ā€œThe red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only.ā€

Female PA Announcer: ā€œNo, the WHITE zone is for loading of passengers.ā€

Male PA Announcer: ā€œThe red zone has ALWAYS been for loading and unloading of passengers.ā€

Female PA Announcer: ā€œDonā€™t you tell ME which zone is for loading!ā€

Male PA Announcer: ā€œListen Betty, donā€™t start up with your ā€˜white zoneā€™ sh!t againā€¦ā€

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I recall when that Yankees pitcher and his flight instructor flew their single engine aircraft into a Manhattan skyscraper poor Vulfy Blitzer couldnā€™t get over his disappointment that it wasnā€™t a terrorist attack.

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O/T, I know, but Boston Globe has a great expose on MANGOTUS consigliere, Cohen

https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2017/07/02/michael-cohen-goes-from-trump-inner-circle-scrutiny-russia-investigation/lUEDybovhAnRnOs3WLFwyI/story.html?s_campaign=bdc:globewell:politics#comments

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Thatā€™s why they wonā€™t let Ubers pick up at Logan. Uber drivers are obviously not as safe as cabbies.

Always pays to take the T away from Logan and get your cab someplace else. Really, way less stress and aggro.

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God, how I despise that man. More than Trump. Cohen just reeks of casual evil-doing.

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If it was a Prius, it was unintentional. If something bigger and heavierā€¦

Letā€™s just hope the driver is a white anglo-saxon xtian like Travis Bickel; otherwise Donnie will go off on yet another rant about furrinerā€™sā€¦

Looks like I picked the wrong [year] to quit sniffing glueā€¦!

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Hard to get too much heavier in a small sedan. LOTS of batteries packed in there.

I was t-boned by a distracted driver while I was driving my wifeā€™s Prius. He stopped dead, losing an entire wheel and totaling his car. The Prius only had its front corner smushed, but the computer was mangled, so they wrote off my car. I was uninjured and just smelled like airbag for a day. They can take (and give, I suppose) quite a punch!

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I didnā€™t want to have to explain why those heavy batteries are precisely why the homicidal suicidal ā€œjihadistā€ wonā€™t use the Prius, butā€¦it goes like this: if everybody had access to plenty of long-lasting batteries, those virgins wouldnā€™t be waiting around up there. Ahem.

Iā€™m chuckling at ā€œsmells like airbagā€. I wonder if insurance agents talk about prospective clients like that.

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Republicans: ā€œNow libtards will want to ban gas pedals!ā€

I once had a job working with that Ed Nauseum guy. Republican blowhard and a real jerk.