Discussion: Police: Student Arrested After Carrying Knife, Fireworks Into Trump Tower

NRA: Whats going on this world. Use Guns Please. Everyone. They are coming after your knives.

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Secret Service agents stopped Baruch College student Alexander Wang, who was carrying a bag containing fireworks, a hunting knife, a Swiss Army knife and handcuffs

Oh, heck. He was just on his way to a kinky sexcapade.

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Alexander Wang, who was carrying a bag containing fireworks, a hunting knife, a Swiss Army knife and handcuffs

I hope he doesn’t miss his coffee date with Ivanka because of this mixup.

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I saw this episode. It’s the one where MacGuyver gets stuck in the broom closet and has to construct an electron microscope.

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Dude didn’t have the cash to bid for Ivanka’s time. Handcuffs? Really? Kinky!

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A garrote and a water pistol…

Also, I’m not sure how fireworks and handcuff are relevant to a “survivalist”. I’m guessing just carrying a hunting knife, particularly concealed, is a crime in NYC…

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I hope that, when they go to vote, any survivalists in the Electoral College remember this affront to their constitutional right to defend themselves. Remember survivalists, Trump doesn’t even trust you with a knife or garrote. Trump already has people taking knives and garrotes away from you outside his shopping malls, and he’s not even President yet!

What do you think Trump is gonna do to your guns once he actually takes the oath of office and becomes president?!?! Huh?

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Go easy on the kid, he was probably just hoping to get an autograph from Don.

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Depends on the length of the knife I think, but, yes, it’s probably a crime here.

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Just Wang being Wang. Cut him some slack, Big Orange.

Lacking a spear gun and some C-4 I really fail to see this guy as much of a threat.

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19 year old boy - his hormones are raging.

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Shit, if he was there to intimidate Donald “the draft dodging coward” Trump, the water pistol would have been sufficient. Sad.

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You think he was looking for Melanoma?

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Student Arrested After Carrying Knife, Fireworks Into Trump Tower

Forthcoming Trump tweet:

“I was almost assassinated! Sad!”

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If someone gets caught trying to sneak a bald eagle into Trump tower please contribute to my GoFundEric page.

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That is sad.

A garrote? That’s old school for such a young man.

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It was made out of some blue tooth ear buds

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