As Groucho so memorably put it, “Home is where you hang your head.”
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The act of pulling the trigger sounds like an accident to me, but bringing a loaded gun into the midst of a drunken melee where luggage and furniture are flying about…doesn’t that seem a bit negligent?
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Who says that Hispanics don’t assimilate? Man with badass pistol-grip shotgun, shoots son over NFL argument. How could it get more white trash than that?
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Marrying his sister?
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I remember one of those quite well.
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No, it needs more questions about when you’re going to find a nice girl and settle down, anyway, you know your mother isn’t getting any younger here.
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This actually bolsters Trump’s argument that he should be Time’s Person of the Year. Families like this, where these ones are throwing furniture around and that one’s going to get the gun, they could argue over anything. But this time, it was something Trump started. Dude’s influential, you know?
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To date there have been 13,258 deaths by gun violence this year (excluding suicide). By December 31 with enough effort it could go to an even 14,000.
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Every year. Every stinking year until, in the end, she could no longer remember my name and started blaming my brother for my shortcomings. The pie was always consistently good.
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Darn it, if they keep busting those Nazi arsenals we’ll never get there. 
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Holy shit! The icons are back!
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Me too!
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Yay! As life returns to what passes for normal these days. hahahahahahaahaha
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I had shrugged and thought that was a problem on my end.
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‘Forget about it, Esteban - it’s Thanksgiving town.’
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It’s still not general - just this thread so far.
But no it’s not just you - a lot of us have had the problem since the weekend.
I’m glad you all are happy. I just wish I had some romaine lettuce to eat. Don’t really like the other kinds much. It won’t be much of a Christmas without romaine lettuce. 
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Honey they tracked it down and stores are going to start carrying Romaine again and they are going to label it with point of origin and date of harvest.
It originated in California this last time.
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That’s the part the wingnuts like to ignore – that having easy access to guns helps to rapidly escalate things to someone getting, at the very least, a trip to the hospital, and at most, some dad kills one of his sons because of a stupid sibling argument.
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Oh.
Never mind.
Seriously that’s good news.
If the Californians had just raked out their lettuce fields this problem could have been averted.
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