Obviously one of them was not a Pastafarian.
Solved it: It was obviously Ramen Noodles they were serving on the airplane in the final scene of “Hannibal”:
Little Boy: I couldn’t eat what they gave me.
Lecter: Nor should you. It isn’t even food as I understand the definition. Which is why I always bring my own.
Little Boy: That looks good. Can I have some?
Lecter: You’re a very special boy, aren’t you? So which would you like to try? (child points to the prepared brains of Det. Krendler)
ManO’Man’…Tough choice: Ramen Noodles or Human Brains?
OR…could have just been the way the other guy prepared em’!
Mrs Von Holst could threaten to string me up on our Aristolochia trellis and allow diverse desert vermin to gnaw at my various body parts or crawl in my axillary hair and I’d still refuse to eat that crap.
Someone should have looked more closely at the ingredients. Sounds like a prescription for conflict:
OK, that’s it, Josh and his team are just trolling us now. If the next damned post is about the Hackensack police department shutting down Cindy and Tara Worthington’s unlicensed lemonade stand I’m moving over to Red State.
It’s this or the unlicensed teen driving 103 mph…
A better WTF story:
A disabled woman was beaten bloody by federal agents during an airport security screening while on her way to undergo treatment for a brain tumor.
Hannah Cohen set off the metal detector at a security checkpoint at the Memphis International Airport, and she was led away for additional screening, reported WREG-TV.
“They wanted to do further scanning, (but) she was reluctant — she didn’t understand what they were about to do,” said her mother, Shirley Cohen.
Cohen said she tried to tell agents with the Transportation Security Administration that her 19-year-old daughter is partially deaf, blind in one eye, paralyzed and easily confused — but she said police kept her away from the security agents.
The confused and terrified young woman tried to run away, her mother said, and agents violently took her to the ground.
“She’s trying to get away from them, but in the next instant, one of them had her down on the ground and hit her head on the floor,” Cohen said. “There was blood everywhere.”
The young woman, who was returning home after finishing treatment for the brain tumor at St. Jude Hospital, was arrested and booked into jail.
Authorities eventually threw out the charges against Hannah Cohen, but her family has filed a lawsuit against Memphis police, airport police and the TSA.
Neither police department commented on the suit, but a spokesperson for the TSA said passengers should notify agents ahead of time if they have special needs.
“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation,” said TSA spokesperson Sari Koshetz.
Donald Trump questions why she wasn't waterboarded.same person
Well of course he had to react to rejection at this level…he had slaved over the hot stove to cook that package of ramen for at least 5 minutes…
No gun?
OMG what a horrifying story.
I mean, she really looks dangerous, doesn’t she? Even without the blood.
“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation,” said TSA spokesperson Sari Koshetz.
And if they don’t call ahead, whatever happens to them is their own fault.
Great minds…speediedee111.
I posted same story …after yours —by 20 minutes.
Apparently there was no gun available at the time.
“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening
process for their particular needs or medical situation,” said TSA
spokesperson Sari Koshetz.
The program is called “TSA Cares” 
. What this means is there might be a TSA agent hanging around who has volunteered to be a “Passenger Support Specialist”. Their job is to ask disabled people “do you want to fly or not?”
Travelers may call TSA Cares toll free at 1-855-787-2227 prior to traveling with questions about screening policies, procedures and what to expect at the security checkpoint.
I think it’s pretty clear from that picture what they can expect: more illegal beat downs of disabled people.
She is lucky that she is white, otherwise they would give her the hot lead treatment for her brain tumor.
The perp will get off using the little known “Stand your Ramen” defense. No shithead who turns down Top Ramen should ever escape a pummeling.
PCP? Is that still a thing??