Discussion: Plane Grounded After Woman Tries To Open Exit Door On London To Boston Flight

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Well, she rang the bell to get off in Halifax, but they just would not stop.

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OMG! OMG! OMG! I just wet myself!

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Now I really laughed out loud at that.

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OK, my TPM Headline translator is on the fritz so i clicked on the Reuters link and discovered that a passenger had been restrained and the Mass Police met the plane. I really don’t see where “grounded” has anything to do with this.

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Seeing as Carson has vanished, what does this have to do with Trump?

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Maybe serving booze on planes is not the best idea.

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Maybe the TPM people have been talking too much with Luther, the other translator in the news.

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So this is how it’ll go: if it’s a drunken white non-Muslim female, this story will vanish within 24 hours. If it’s a dark-hued Muslim female with a head scarf, it’ll get the rotating fire alarm on Drudge and Huckabee and O’Reilly will be screaming to ban all Muslims from entering US airspace regardless of circumstance.

*Welp, since she was hammered we can safely conclude she’s not Muslim. Down the memory hole this story will go.

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Big deal. If you’re not shitting yourself as well, you hate America and the terrorists win.

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“The flight landed at Boston’s Logan International Airport at 1:30 p.m., a half-hour ahead of schedule, AP reported.”

Got that everyone? THIS is apparently how you get your flight to arrive on time.

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Nothing like terrorism to rile up the crazies in the news.

FIFY

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Yeah, but you’ll miss the luggage carousel.

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I was on that flight a few months ago. The service wasn’t great, but it wasn’t THAT bad.

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Haha, well, chances are they’re going to lose it anyway, so meh…

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I’ve noticed in the last couple of days “suspicious looking” passengers being pulled off the plane for looking terrorist or looking terrorist with bomb baby watching terrorist news on smart phones.

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What is the deal with drinking and airplanes? I like a tipple or two just as much as the next guy, but getting loaded in an airport bar and/or on a plane is just about the last thing I want to do.

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“We do not tolerate abusive behavior,” British Airways said…

“…Since (edit, she was drunk) and we were in America, we gave her a gun and sent her on her way.”

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No, that’s not right either. He’s supposed to be shitting on immigrants.

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And how do you take your Glock? One magazine, or two?

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