someone is going to make it look as ugly as Dick Cheney!
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It’s not a bust.
It’s a dick.
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I mean, neither one has a heartbeat, so which one’s made of stone?
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Now that he has a robot heart, they finally found a use for the stone one he was born with…
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Oh man, I hope someone goes in there and puts a Halloween costume Vader helmet on it hahaha
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Words fail me. When he’s indicted for war crimes (if only before the bar of history), will they remove the bust, the way they’ve done with those of Confederate generals?
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“Dick Cheney Bust Unveiled At Capitol.”
Next to Spiro Agnew’s.
In the “I Can’t Believe These Dicks Ever Got Near The Reins Of Power” alcove.
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I want to go and see it. But first I’ll stuff myself with a huge meal of spaghetti, and about twenty minutes before I get in I’ll take a big dose if Ipecac syrup. What a wonderful opportunity to vomit all over that thing.
I would prefer to do it on the “real thing,” but I’m sure I could never get near him.
BTW, $50,000? And this is a long-standing tradition, but Al Gore’s isn’t there? I call BULL SHIT!
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Both have no heartbeat.
Both have the same smirk.
Both are made of stone.
Dammit, how do you tell which one goes on the pedestal?
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So that’s what a hard dick looks like…
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Think of how much better we’d be off now if, instead of the real Cheney in the White House, the bust had been there for 8 years.
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I didn’t know they had finished the new war-criminal wing…good to know. Will have to schedule a trip to go see it.
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You know his grave will. Assuming he ever runs out of unicorn blood, or a Slayer gets through all the magical defenses at the Secure Undisclosed Location, I mean.
If that happens, and assuming he doesn’t just transform into dust and blow away, they might as well sell tickets and set up a rope line for all the people who want to pee on his grave just to keep the crowds under control.
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Quick and easy photoshop job and so appropriate.
Or…what is a photoshop job at all? I’ve heard it from some people that it’s not. Better post both pics each time just to be sure.
OMG. This is slap in the face to all Americans.
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And Iraqis.
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Darth Vader Helmet
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White marble. Huh. Didn’t expect that. I was certain it was going to be carved from obsidian or anthracite and paired with a dark blood red marble pedestal.
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I would not click on that even if it was Lynne Cheney’s bust revealed.