The Dishonest Dotard Prize would be a more appropriate honor.
Look, a guy with his gift for language could be considered for the Literature Nobel. I mean, just to take one example, he coined the phrase “very stable genius”—a concatenation of three ordinary words which apparently had never previously been seen before. Amazing!
Donnie, We Hardly Knew Ye
To say nothing of his brilliant coinage “covfefe,” which literary scholars are still pondering. I tell you, the guy is a new James Joyce!
Was it John Miller?
I wonder if the Russians are behind this…
The motivation is the old tired jealousy of Obama. If he could be nominated and win it, so must, MUST Trump
Cheats at golf, displays fake vanity Time “man of the year” covers…
Obama got a Nobel Peace Prize, so gotta at least even it up…
What’s that weird data guy from his campaign been up to lately? Sounds like something right up his alley, if you ask me…
I knew this would roll up eventually because Obama.
No, no, no - you people misunderstand. He was nominated for the “No Belle Peace Prize”, for his tireless work on sorting out women who are worth hitting on versus those skags he wouldn’t have the time of day for.
And women let him, you know, because he’s famous - they let you do anything when you’re famous, so this will just make it easier for him…
Wasn’t me, I swear.
Illegitimate nominee … comes to mind …
I think he nominated himself.
Bigly plausible.
And “prime the pump.” Let’s not forget that Fearless Leader coined that phrase as well.
Would be great to see the Stoneman Douglas students nominated.
No way. I think it had to be John Barron. Or John Baron. Or if neither of those, then definitely John Miller.
oops, didn’t see this before posting!
an American player with the right to nominate a candidate” who told him the person had tapped Trump.
Because Obama
A Trump nomination coming out of a john? Sounds about right. (apologies to all the honorable Johns out there)
TBH they are both known for their stream-of-consciousness narrative style.