Discussion for article #226982
Please Please Please Let it be so!
If only Rinsed Penis will allow televised debates again. I actually watched all of them in 2011, they were the best TV ever!
But Whoaa, how’s do we take this?
“At a recent national gathering organized by the conservative blog RedState, hundreds of attendees bowed their heads to pray for him, calling Cruz an instrument of God’s will.”
Inquiring minds want to know which instrument that might be exactly. A septic tank perhaps?
Was it THIS God?
Regardless let’s fuel up the clown car again!!
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Rick and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. This will be so much fun!
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The WittSibs
Dim, Half and Nit
grovelling for KochBucks …
Must watch TV
Cruz is very smart and very good at acting stupid. Perry is just stupid. I’m not sure which would be worse…and actual dumb president, like Bush, or a conniving little twit like Cruz.
Perry would be as dumb as Bush, except he’s a true believer from an Austin megachurch. Wiki says “Perry has called himself “a firm believer in intelligent design as a matter of faith and intellect”, and has expressed support for its teaching alongside evolution in Texas schools”.
I don’t think Cruz believes in anything except saying what ever he thinks promotes increasing the power in the hands of Ted Cruz.
Perry could get us into another Iraq. Cruz? maybe WWIII!
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Cruz isn’t really all that smart.
He’s just very shrewd and without any kind of moral rudder.
This makes him extremely dangerous.
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“Two Texans haven’t competed for the presidency since George H.W. Bush and Ross Perot in 1992.”
And we all know how that turned out…
Coming to HBO in 2017…
Clown Car Crash and Burn: GOP Campaign 2016
Eric Roberts as Rick Perry!
Giovanni Ribisi as Rand Paul!
Lou Diamond Phillips as Marco Polo Rubio!
Victoria Jackson as Lindsey Graham!
and a special appearance by…
Some Pants-Shitting Homeless Guy as Ted Nugent!
(An “Alan Smithee” Picture…the director already wants his name removed!)
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The last time two Texan competed for the White House we were blessed, beyond measure, with a Clinton. Will history repeat itself?
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“At a recent national gathering organized by the conservative blog RedState, hundreds of attendees bowed their heads to pray for him, calling Cruz an instrument of God’s will.”
Can I hear “Apocalypse now!!”, brothers and sisters!!
All right, all right, I confess to having a perverse sense of pleasure at the prospect of these two bozos going at one another. Cruz Control and Pitiful Perry. Love it!!
As near as I can tell, Cruz was born in a foreign country.
I want to see his U.S. birth certificate.
Long-form please.
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