“Look, I’ll even switch to a leg day and let you photograph it, just don’t ask me about that guy,” Mr. Ryan was later heard to say.
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The only reason this peon is being called and being featured in People Magazine is because he’s in politics in the first place. Nobody would give a shit what he thinks if he wasn’t a politician otherwise. The man is a fucking coward trying to avoid questions that might expose him as the type of weak-ass politician he actually is. He’s just another politician with no real set of convictions unless it helps him advance his own career in some way. Just another reason for me not to bother reading People magazine. Bunch of fluff for airheads.
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Can you imagine this guy as President?
He’d say at a press conference, “You can ask me anything, except about Russia, China, the Mid-East, the economy, the budget, or anything foreign or domestic. Questions?”
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Interviewer: Well Mr. Speaker, what is your strategy for future success in the House and working with The Freedom Caucus?
Ryan: I’m going to be very direct with my instructions.
______If you don’t listen to me, I’ll shoot this clown.
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First, People, really, sugar?
Second, so much for the garlic necklace and the Holy Water…
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Chicken shit!
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Sounds like a name from WaPo spox name generator. But hey, she’s better than the bullet-necklace.
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What IS it with these GOPpers only wanting to answer questions on what THEY want to talk about? It’s as if they don’t believe in the CONSTITUTION…
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I’m putting my money on Mitchy in this one, but will be surprised if Rayn comes out on top. Could happen. Expect he’ll cave in the end.
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“Speaker Ryan, People magazine here. When do you think you’ll endorse Tr-- er, I mean, how did you get such dreamy blue eyes?”
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The Koch brothers have not allowed Lyin’ Ryan to issue any statements about Hair Furor since they can’t control him. They might actually have to vote for anyone but Rump.
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Why not? What’s wrong with Humpty Trumpty Paul?
This is one of those, saying nothing says so much, things.
Not wanting to talk about how bad Trump is because that would be bad is also bad.
Perhaps Ashlee and Ryan are same person!
We’ve seen it before!
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Ryan ! You Judas, You !