Discussion: Pentagon: Planning Underway For Trump Military Parade Around Veterans Day

This just in: The Pentagon has formed an ad hoc committee to design Mango Mussolini’s Official Big Parade Uniform.

They are currently scouring available resources for the base livery https://www.demoulin.com/marching-band/marching-uniforms and suitable accoutrements https://www.etsy.com/c/jewelry/brooches-pins-and-clips/brooches.

Once the design has been selected, the committee will decide whether the regal garment and adornments will be manufactured at Ivankatoinette’s sweatshop in China, India or Indonesia.

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Think these guys are available?

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These guys would be an appropriate match for tRump Administration competence:

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Well since this is the U. S. of A. I was thinking we need some wrist and hip pops a la Bob Fosse.

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I think Trump’s going to be looking for a parade with a lot of two-three, kick, turn; turn, turn, kick, turn going on. Probably accompanied by a musical number, like “Springtime for Donald.”

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Has anybody set up a GoFundMe yet?

The pre-Revolutionary Imperial Russians had some really smashing unis.

Or course, there’s always the classic cossack look:

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Dana White, spokeswoman for the Department of the Indefensible.

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Man, the protests for this are going to be INSANE!

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Donnie wants a “fantastic, spectacular” parade to honor HIM.

Next up – Trump will sign an EO declaring his own birthday to be a national holiday … during which everyone in the public sector will work without pay.

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Waste.

The bureaucrats can only “afford” us getting a buck a paycheck while they shell out millions to their friends in what are essentially publicly-funded, self-promotions.

The Republican Party is no longer the party of fiscal conservatism. You’ve been had, Republican voter.

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I’ve always been a fan of the “King Zog” look. Perhaps understated, but jaunty.

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It won’t happen.

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Arrogance beyond belief:
His commander in chief pajamas are ready.

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This will take away from the small town parades and honor a yellow draft dodging coward.

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Send him to Egypt for the most memorable type of great, military parade.

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Sounds like a great day to head down with a few thousand friends to stand in the way of this fascist display.

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Will Putin be seated in the Family and Friends heated viewing box? The box is getting pretty roomy these days…the dotard can invite his favorite dictators to join him and the family. Melanie’s father can catch up with Putin…the old comrades have a lot to talk about.

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Smeghead wants to celebrate the times he ran away . ( Was it six PLUS the Parkland shooting ? Respects to Parkland ) .

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