Discussion: Pence Tries To Clean Up After Trump, Says WH Supports 'Independent Press'

Trump cannot stop saying stupid things, he has a learning disorder and is pathologically insecure.

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No one holds a folder or fluffs a pillow like the Vice President!

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Weā€™d have to sew his mouth shutā€”which is not a bad idea, really.

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ā€œBetter get a bucket!ā€

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Priorities ya know.
While Trump is at a RALLY, Penice is jetting off to meet with world leaders.
This is an admission by his own, that he is unqualified to have his position.
The upside is that we all feel SAFER knowing heā€™s at a rally and doesnā€™t have his finger on the big red button. Iā€™m sure the world feels itā€™s much safer place when Donald is performing at a rally as well.

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Is Pence authorized to speak on behalf of this White House? Or is he going rogue?

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Ya Good luck with that considering the formidable output

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The truth is that we have in President Trump someone who has a unique ability to shamelessly lie to the American people.

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Of course some parsing is necessary here: ā€œfree and independentā€ should be understood as ā€œonly publishing things that we like to hear.ā€ Things that reflect negatively on the administration ā€“ such as pointing out that the POTUS simply made up a purported disaster of some kind in Sweden during a press conference ā€“ is ā€œfake newsā€ and will be punished.

Also ā€œspeaking directly to the American peopleā€ = ā€œfree-associating bullshittingā€

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ā€¦and bind his hands.

ā€¦Blest be the gloves that bindā€¦

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Itā€™s the part where he identifies the deluded human tragedies who are the 26 Percenters as ā€œThe American Peopleā€ thatā€™s truly insulting. But all Republicans do that.

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How long before we see a ā€œFake Vice President-sadā€ tweet?

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So didnā€™t Flynn have the ā€œfull supportā€ of the white house until shortly before he was fired?

That Pence even has to say something like this is a sign of how for over the line Trump is.

ā€œYes, we want to reassure you that the president believes starting a nuclear war just for the heck of it would be wrong.ā€

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Congratulations to Mike Pence on becoming the first mop and bucket to become Vice President.

Who knew that Pence auditioned for the job a long time ago?

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DAD takes Jr. to his rally before jetting off to meet with world leaders.
The world can sleep tonight knowing Donald is his playdate rally.

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In these peoplesā€™ view, the Constitution guarantees only two things in the world: the right to stockpile whatever military-grade weaponry you want and the freedom to express religious views as long as those religious views conform to those of Jerry Falwell. Independent judiciary? Freedom to seek redress of grievances? Access to courts? Voting rights? Privacy rights? Religious views that arenā€™t far-right Southern Baptist? Maybe in your next life, sucka!

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It must be depressing for Pence to consider that heā€™s going to be doing this kind of BS cleanup of his bossā€™s gaffes for the next four years. In the end he comes out being slimed with nothing to show for it.

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At this point thatā€™s probably not what heā€™s thinking. Someone should leak whether heā€™s carrying a tape measure to meetings in the oval office.

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