Discussion: Pence To Meet With Leaders, Troops During Surprise Trip To Afghanistan

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Is he going incognito in the dress robes Mother Pence keeps freshly pressed for those festive evening GOP gatherings?

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That picture makes it look as though Pence is experiencing a hemorrhoidal episode…

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Bringing sanctimonious insincerity to every corner of the globe.

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I thought I felt this hemisphere’s average IQ increase today. Now I know why.

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Yeah…in his brain.

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I wonder if he brought them a festive holiday meal? You know, cold, plastic-wrapped turkey sandwiches, snack-size bags of Doritos and warm Mountain Dew.

I hope he takes a moment to tell them their “brand” is way up since Comrade Cockholster took office. It’d be a shame if he travelled all that way without some incomprehensible words of greeting from Orange Julius Caesar.

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Pence IS a hemorrhoidal episode, and there’s not enough Preparation H on the planet to make it go away (yet).

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Man he looks so fucking clueless in that picture.

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Probably just some gas. susPence never crossed the Equator. Likely because he was afraid of falling off the earth.

Mike susPence sees a lunar eclipse.

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Geography suck-up… :wink:

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Well, sure, but there is another way to look at things.

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Safe trip, Mike.

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Pence always looks pained. I think he’s trying for sincere, but he completely misses the mark.

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I really really hope it was:

A ONE WAY TICKET

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As per usual, irasdad wins the thread.

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With any luck, he’ll find himself in harm’s way and get a taste of what is happening to our soldiers in this endless war to benefit exactly who in America…?

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Well, there’s the prime meridian to consider as well…

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So the travel chit was already writ? Had to spend it or lose it?

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