I bet he’s quaking in his boots about the protests that might greet him (and contemplating them makes me happy.) The UN vote today condemning Trump’s action can’t have made him feel any better.
Translation: We can’t pass it with just Senators, so I’m going to stop doing my job and fuck the country instead.
Now I’m confused. I thought that was his job.
Not much sus-pence with Mikey Pence.
Please, Mother, can I intercourse the US taxpayer? Please?
He’s still pissed that Adeeb Joudeh al-Husseini, the Custodian of the Keys to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, said he would “refuse to officially welcome the American Vice President Mr. Mike Pence at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, and I will not be physically in church during his visit.”
So he’ll revert to #2 on his Wish List: Fucking 99% of the inhabitants of the United States AKA The Christmas Miracle.
Mike Pence needs a personality transplant.
Mother won’t allow it. She fears it might make him too bland.
I wonder if he reverts back to the one and only “true” church would his personality return? Some time in the last few months I heard an interview of a reporter who interviewed his family. The reporter mentioned that Pence’s mother and brother were warm welcoming people with a very keen sense of humor. So is it the Evangelic church or Koch brothers that took his sense of humor in a trade for power?
The Christian groups and clergy in Israel canceled all meetings with Pence after the embassy fiasco. Pence is so stupid and/or bigoted that he didn’t know that there are hundreds of thousands of Arab Christians in Israel and Jordan, not to mention millions of Copts in Egypt. Fucking asshole, I want to add.
I wonder if he and Mother were planning their trip/photo ops to the Christian holy sites and were taken completely by surprise by the response to Trump’s announcement? I don’t think there is anyone on Trump’s team that is terribly knowledgeable about that region in any dimensional way. Nor do I think that most of them care (b/c they are shallow and/or bigoted and short sighted). But if he thinks that things are going to be better there in Mid Jan, he’s kidding himself.
I agree that the Tax Vote seems like a “good excuse” for cancelling the trip.
But I also wonder if Mueller or Rosenstein are going to be fired this week and Wooden Mike might need to be on hand if dominoes start to fall … (or to help them fall) ?
I just heard Rachel Maddow explain how Rosenstein lied when answering questions about who authorized the release of the anti-Trump texts from that FBI agent. That could give Trump a reason to fire Rosenstein and cause a big implosion. You could be right that Pence may be needed here if something like that happens.
Pence has been hard to get out of his office ever since some joker painted that message on the office wall:
yeah not to mention tyat you are afraid to go to Egypt since they are protesting donald’s stupid holy move which has now created another country that hates us called Palestine.
Oh, yeah–the tax bill! Yeah, can’t go now because of the tax bill…yeah, that’s right
Donny needs him to make sure the Bill is pushed through .