Discussion: Paul Ryan Email Blast: We Have To 'Unite The Clans'

Umm Speaker Ryan - you do realize they are uniting and they seem to be coming after you

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The GOP clans united…I wonder what that would look like?

Braveheart does seem appropriate after all.

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Thank you! ottnott! this typifies the sentiment perfectly.

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Know who else loved Braveheart ?

The domestic terrorists at the Wildlife Refuge. They were blasting out the theme music the day the final four surrendered.

Birds of a feather ?

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As I recall, William Wallace was drawn and quartered at the end of that movie.

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Pizza-in-a-Cup is a more exciting call to action. Just sayin’…

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I’ll never forget how he and his family rolled up on a soup kitchen that was about to close for the day, and posed washing clean pots and pans for the photographer they brought with them.

This guy is an Ayn Rand-worshiping POS that has never worked an honest day in his life.

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It says something that nobody in the office apparently thought this through and realize that the jokes wrote themselves.

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This trite bullshit is all they have.

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To channel Mel Gibson about “the Tribes” is real smart Paul.

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The cheering section has assembled.

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Gross!

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I always preferred the battle on the ice from “Alexander Nevsky”. Some great Prokofiev music here too.

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It’s sometimes hard to believe how the GOP could be so freaking stupid. They really do live in their own little bubble of reality.

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Is the pasty white one in the center a man or a woman?

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…in other news. Andy Borowitz reports:

I don’t know why we’re listening to Ryan, Piggy has the conch.

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Does he not remember what happened to William Wallace ?

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Doesn’t he mean “We have to unite the Klan?”

this stuff is just toooooo easy.

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…on anything but his abs.

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