Discussion: Pat Robertson To Pot Smokers: God Can Free You From 'Your Slavery To Vegetables'

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Why would you become a slave to a vegetable?" Robertson said. "Why? Why would you do it?

A survey question well suited to his mailing list.

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Ummmm…

Practically every living thing on earth is built on plants?

EDIT: Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Read your bible jackass, you might learn a thing or two.

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“Twelve Years a Vegan.”

(PR is truly in the throes of senile dementia, and should be vegetating in front of a television, instead of being on television.

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My tomatoes were doing really well last year and when I came outside earlier than normal one morning I found out why.

The onions had telepathically ordered their Meat Slaves to give them extra fertilizer.

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Odd…No mention of tobacco…I guess tobacco comes directly from GOD to yer lungs…a miracle of sorts…

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I can never remember, is he stoned or am I?

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“Why would you become a slave to a vegetable?" Robertson said. “Why? Why would you do it?”

I dunno, Pat. Why don’t you ask your followers.

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He left out bread. What about bread, Pat?

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Well, at least he didn’t disparage his asparagus.

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Wait a sec. You mean Pat says this stuff while he’s STRAIGHT?

I just figured he was baked more than a bag of Chee-tos™

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“Especially cucumbers and bananas!” Mr. Robertson railed. “Those are clearly vegetables of the devil when handled by twinks!”

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I am a meat slave to a friggin lawn. can’t smoke it, can’t drink it, but it is so nice to walk on with bare feet. kinda like in Jesus’ time.

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He forgot zucchini. Definitely the work of Lucifer.

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Kumquats! Them’s wot made me gay!

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Huh?! Has anyone checked his meds?!

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Huh?

Hey Pat Robertson…Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you. Got that Dumbass?

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Barley is a cereal grain. Marijuana and hops are flowers (fruits). None are vegetables.

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Ketchup is a vegetable.

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Personally, I love watching twinks and their large vegetables.

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