Discussion: Pat Buchanan: Joni Ernst Is 'An Enormously Attractive Figure'

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Derp.

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Pat’s got wood for the hog de-baller.

And I’ll bet she likes that too, considering he’s not a Democrat.

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Pat Buchanan: And I want to hump her leg right now. RIGHT…NNOOWWWOOWWWOOOWWWWW!!!1!!111111

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DoubleDerp, with a side of WTF.

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Nobody cares what Pat Buchanan thinks, TPM. So what makes you think we’d care what his cock thinks?

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Hope the senators can keep from slobbering and getting the front of their suits wet.

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"She has the same kind of attractiveness that Sarah Palin had at the start "

Awww… has his lust for Sarah paled with time?

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Better question: Who dragged this racist fossil out from under the rock?

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And yes, we get it…everyone meet the GOP/Teatrolls’ newest flash in the pan greatest thing since sliced Wonderbread, Joni Ernst, who hasn’t two neurons in her skull to rub together but sure can repeat what she’s told to say by her handlers while giving the geriatric conservative base the most tingle they’ve had since their old saggy white scrots touched the toilet water this morning while birthing their morning metamucil baby. She’ll be in the same has-been alsoran category as Jabberwocky Barbie in no time.

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The best line about remarks by Pat Buchanan was the comment by the late Molly Ivins regarding his animated right wing address to a Republican National Conventio–it sounded better in the original German ( understood to be referring to a certain German politician much in the news from the 1920s through 1945).

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…and the players gonna play, play, play, play

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I’d LET heR CAStRATE me Any DAy OF THE wEEK. cONSERvaTIVES are WAy MORE hottER THAN LIBtardS. wATCHing 5 MINutES OF faiR AND balaNCED foX CAN tell YOU that!1!1!1!one!!!1!!!

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Let me know if this affect on the GOP lasts more than 4 hours.

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Man, this guy is hard up.

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Most politicians are dumber than a bag of hammers.If they are “experts” on any given subject because they’ve got a smart staffer who is.

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True enough these days. Very few of them are what one might call intellectually curious, well read or informed.

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Seriously… I think she looks like a man in drag.

For example:

http://c7.nrostatic.com/sites/default/files/uploaded/pic_giant_090914_SM_Joni-Ernst_0.jpg

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And little Luke Russert called her a “kingmaker”?

So we should be looking for a hot, torrid affair with Cruz?

Sounds delicious.

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Looks like Pat will just about mount anything these days but if Joni smiles and invites you out back to the shed you better think it through Buchanan.

Hope these castration jokes go away soon. First it’s ISIS cutting my head off and now it’s a nitwit sod buster ready to turn me into a eunuch. This isn’t the ‘change’ I had in mind.

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