I was thinking more along the lines of over/under bets on sniffs for the SOTU.
Not for sniffs, but if any white stuff shoots out of his nose then itās a mandatory three full shots.
Every democrat should have the parents of a kid heās put in a cage sitting there, stonily staring at him.
I am curious if his way of stopping HIV transmission has something to do with getting rid of all TEH GAYZ and all that icky Gay SEXXX.
Thatās been speculated on, along with the question of why heās uninterested in a cure for HIV.
The problem for me is that he is a LOUSY āformalā speaker. Worse than āIā am and THAT is saying something.
I love Trevor Noah doing imitation of his hand movements and all his names for the moves (like accordion hands or Jesus Fingers).
It always sounds to me as if he is swallowing phlegm and I get that āickā face every time.
Canāt āstandā that sniffing.
Of course, leadership is all theaterā¦
Still always has been and always will be a racists bully.
Two hours of work on the weekend? Dude must be exhausted!
Iām hoping for that oldie but a goodie, the thrown shoe.
IIf Whiny sees reverence in the SOTU, then take it away from him. And the best way to do that is:
- Not one democrat shakes his hand. Let the GOP cocksuckers do it. Just stare at him and refuse to do it, even Pelosi. Not some of them. ALL of them. Make it obvious that the GOP cocksuckers are nothing but lickspittles. Even better, stare at his hand for a moment and ostentatiously put on a rubber glove before shaking it. Bonus points if you have an expression on your face as if you are cleaning up after your dog.
- Every democrat, as a guest, should have at least one parent of the kids heās locked in cages. Bonus points if they look stonily at him though the entire speech.
- Do not applaud. AT ALL. Bonus points if a pizza delivery boy shows up and asks āDude, who ordered extra sauce?ā in an adenoidal voice loud enough to be picked up by a mic.
I still think Nancy should get an advance copy of the speech and mark it up like it was a 4th grade school paperā¦ highlight all the spelling and grammar mistakes and then flag all the āalternate factsā and leaps of logic. Andā¦ give it a nice big letter grade in red sharpie on the first page. She can slip it into his hand as he ascends to the podium and tell him that āFox is already talking about my commentsā¦ā Let him have something to think about when he is speaking.
Location, location, location. As they say in real estate.
This is why the Rezident is so easily played by bad actors, as he telegraphs his vulnerabilities for everyone to easily see. Taking and giving advantage is the natural milieu for politicians as well as businessmen, and he is frankly lousy at it.
āMany people have told me that this was the largest crowd to attend an SOTU ever! We had to turn people away. Screens set up on the Mall. Biggest crowds - fantastic audience.ā
I really want to find this āmany peopleā and tell them to STFU. And for the Unindicted Co-conspirator to boast about crowd size for the SOTU is tacky as hellā¦ this wasnāt a rock concert, dude!