Discussion: Palin Jokes: Steve King Must've Been Huffing Ethanol

It doesn’t matter what Talky Tina says. There are millions of morons who slobber over wherever she walks!

Did her face change from just last week or is it just odd lighting in the photo?

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Right. Coming from someone who sounds like she’s in desperate need of a substance abuse program every time she speaks. Seriously, that’s the one thing I don’t like about Tina Fey’s Palin impression, that no matter how dumb Fey tries to make it, she still sounds too sober to be the real thing.

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"It's dirty business but why would a conservative guy want to say something that he knows isn’t true?"

She thought she’d trip a few up with that one —

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Steve was fantasizing about Sarah’s cantaloupes when he was huffing ethanol.

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… i give up…

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“It’s dirty business but why would a conservative guy want to say something that he knows isn’t true?” Palin asked the crowd.

Isn’t that their sole purpose in life?

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I had to look it up—If wikipedia is to believed, it is actually a thing:

Alcohol inhalation is a method of administering ethanol or alcoholic beverages directly into the respiratory system, with aid of a vaporizing or nebulizing device

I figured that Palin and her kin might be experts in methods of intoxication. Of course, I would also believe that she might not know that ethanol is the alcohol that she and her kin imbibe regularly.

You give her too much credit. I’m guessing she is stupid enough to believe most of what she is saying.

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Oh, I think that that´s one thing she knows all too well.

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Whoze ready to keester some vodkaaaaa?

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Well, we know damn well what daughter Bristol was huffing and puffing on with two different guys before…you know!

And it wasn’t no cigar either!

Bwahahahaha!

Can this woman get anything right!!!???

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Wasilla is known as the “Meth Capital of Alaska” and that is saying something considering how bad the Meth problem is up there.

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Au contraire! Alcohol inhalation is actually a thing:

A thing that Ms. Palin is perhaps quite knowledgeable about? It would explain certain things…

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A couple years ago, I read about a new fad where the youngin’s were soaking tampons in vodka and then placing them in their vaginas and/or rectums. That was the first thing that came to mind when I read IrasDad’s post. That just sounds like some shit Pain’s kids would do.

Track: “Hey, Bristol, shove this up your ass and mom’ll never know you’re drunk!”
Bristol: “Won’t that hurt? Don’t I need some lube??”
Track and Bristol in unison: “hahahahaha”

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Oh, snap! You beat me to it in pointing this out.

“why would a conservative guy want to say something that he knows isn’t true?”

I just…it’s like…how do I…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Eeeeewwwwwwwwww.

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She means ether, which Hunter S. Thompson…if I remember the scene correctly…famously poured all over a rag and then threw the rag on the floor of his car while driving to or from Las Vegas. Pretty sure this is confirmation she’s done it and didn’t even know what she was huffing.

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