Can this really be the same manly man who fried bacon on a machine gun barrel?
Of course, he called it ‘the machine gun tube’.
Personally I can’t wait for football to begin. I like watching kickers boot the ball between that tuning fork thingy stuck in the ground.
Cruz added: “In a basketball ring, in the late rounds, when the quarterback is down to his last strike, America is the greatest country in history.”
“The amazing thing is, that basketball ring here in Indiana, it’s the same height as it is New York City and every other place in this country. And there is nothing that Hoosiers cannot do,” Cruz said.
Just think about that for a minute. Then read it again.
I understand his daughters’ nausea.
After reading this, I’m reminded of both Richard Nixon and Joe McCarthy, two men who were supremely uncomfortable both in their own skin and in relating to other people.
Ted then wondered out loud ‘why isn’t Jesus pronounced hay-sus like we do in Tejas, eh hoser?’
Cruz continued, “of course, America’s pastime is the great game of baseball, which reminds me of this presidential race, and we are trying to score a victory, as we circle the bases and touch home pentagon.”
So, the big question is, did Cruz learn “Basketball Ring” from his Canadian mother, or his Cuban father?
I guess this helps explain why Bobby Knight is supporting the other a$$hole.
“One ring to rule them all,” sayeth Dark Lord wannabe Ted Cruz.
I prefer the nickname for Jesus, Chuy.
Or as Ted Cruz asked, why do they call him Chewy, does he like to eat?
It’s a total non-sequitur.
Ted Cruz: The brain fart that keeps on giving.
Well, he is a foreigner so you can’t expect him to know little things about America.
TED-
This is a Basketball RING:
This is a Basketball HOOP:
http://www.sportsauthority.com/graphics/product_images/p5102113t130.jpg
please study carefully
And now we get Trump and months of misogynistic hateful blather. Oh joy.