Discussion: Octogenarian Ex-Sen. Alan Simpson Dishes Out Sex And Relationship Advice

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I’m sorry, Clarence Thomas did a lot more than “nothing.” He made reference to hard-core pornographic movies in her presence for one thing, almost certainly to deliberately make her uncomfortable. And his wife apparently agreed that was not just “nothing,” even if it was not as bad as whatever harassment she herself had experienced.

Thomas headed up the EEOC, for heaven’s sake – he, of all people, should have known that sort of thing was way out of bounds.

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I guess this is the week for exhibitionists to parade their wares. Exhibitionists talking about other exhibitionists. So, we have Lewinsky, Cheney, Simpson. Who’s next?

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Should have been:

“Senile A-Hole Simpson spouts off some more about things he knows nothing about. And why are we paying attention?”

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Eww.

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“[Retired Sen. Alan Simpson] and his wife Ann negotiate sex and their relationship at this point in their lives.”

Pretty sure that requires entire teams of negotiators, powers of attorney, “Do Not Resuscitate” orders, waivers of liability, and a PTSD counselor to be named later.

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Newt is never more than an arm’s length from a camera.

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What a creepy old man. Now. Before, he was just a creepy man.

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Even the Senator from Missouri that sponsored Thomas later came
clean that he believed Thomas was guilty of harassment. Thomas’s
confirmation was a political maneuver and nothing else. Hill is believed
by more people today than Thomas and Thomas is considered one
of the poorest Justices of all time. As for Simpsons sex life. How tacky
can you get? We don’t care and it should be a private matter. I just
bet Mrs. Simpson isn’t too happy right now, but then she has been
married to this gasbag for a long time so she may be used to being
disrespected.

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Mr. Catfood Commish himself, hater of Social Security.

Appointed by Obama. Fun at parties.

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I expected Simpson to say “In sex, like everything else, it helps to be rich.”

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And who better to give sex advice than 82-yr old Alan Simpson?
Can he even get it up anymore?

Hope they don’t have hidden cameras rolling…

With his insurance-paid ED and testosterone enhancements…

maybe.