Discussion: NRA Thinks #BringBackOurGirls Hashtag Isn't 2nd Amendment-y Enough

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K. Go get the girls then.

Oh, wait. You only own guns to jerk yourselves off and shoot unarmed black teenagers? Then STFU.

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How ironic that the NRA would comment on this. The NRA leadership is the American equivalent of Boko Haram.

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Hey

Lot’s of money could be made putting together a tour group where 2nd’ers can take their arsenals and hunt the abductors…

Just don’t tell them that the abuductors have weapons .

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If the NRA would like to see some “action” on this, I encourage them to create the Dickless Redneck Legion and go to Nigera, guns blazing.

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and that Gandhi guy would have been so much more impressive if he had been packing heat!

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they would never go to nigeria to save these girls first there probably not christian plus their not the right color plus the only thing the wing nuts arent afraid of is women oh and mothers, fast food workers, hotel workers ie ya know the unarmed

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Could there be a more “unaware of the irony” message? That’s it’s an non-regulated, self-armed citizenry in Nigeria that was able to do a gun-point abduction in the first place?

Lack of awareness simply unreal.

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When rednecks see blacks not bowing and scraping or wearing a waiter outfit, they run inside to hide then jump on the computer to rage about " n***ers in the streets, wildin’ " .

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The Real Jesus™ according to teabaggers:

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“An armed citizenry deters violence.”

Which is why, in 2014, the United States remains a crime-free Utopia.

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If they would just stop shooting our kids maybe they wouldn’t get called “Nuts Racists and Assholes,” and people would listen to them.

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So the NRA will do everything to elect a president that understands the importance of dealing with international criminals. I assume they mean like the way President Obama dealt with the now deceased Osama bin Laden.

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A common fantasy of these gun nuts is putting together some sort of ad hoc rescue in some foreign country. There have been several films with that theme:
Just git some good ol’ boys mad enough and they’ll go there an’ whup some ass. And heck, they’ll do a better job than them Navy SEALs with their 3.5 years of training.

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I read that we have “military advisors” in Nigeria.
Translation: Special Forces or Navy Seals.
I’m guessing they’re using sophisticated equipment to find the girls.
In the meantime, they’re probably training some locals so that a rescue can be attributed to the Nigerians with our guys trailing along.

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They can’t really be so stupid as to think that hashtag activism is aimed at the perpetrators are they? Maybe they are. Maybe you have to be somewhere south of 70 years old to understand “The Twitter”, with and IQ somewhere north of 70. Maybe that is their problem.

New hypothesis: People don’t become conservative when they get older. They become conservatives when their age surpasses their IQ.

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#GunBackOurGuns

Sort of like the deterrent the death penalty is.

Wait a minute, gang, let’s think this through. The NRA says moral condemnation has no effect on dangerous armed lunatics, who only respect force. They may be right! Most of the country, most of the world in fact, thinks the NRA is a bunch of dangerous armed lunatics, but that moral condemnation hasn’t done much to stop them.

Hmm.

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Boko Haram has really gone downhill since “A Whiter Shade of Pale”.

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